Daryl grew up in that house, the farthest he has ever been from it was that one time he got his foot through the wall after sliding down the stairs. He was never allowed to leave, his parents were too ashamed.
You would expect parents to be proud of their son for having such a large penis, but you would be wrong. When a three year old has a penis larger than his body, a parent has reason to be concerned.
Daryl grew lonely. all he had were his parents, who could barely look at their son, his teddy bear, and a social media following of almost 1/3 of the united states population. To the world, Daryl didn't exist.
Daryl was a sad boy.
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the jock with the massive cock
HumorDaryl may seem to be the envy of everyone... but is having a massive cock really all that it's let out to be? *trigger warning*: penis jokes
