Aces

Chapter 1

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I have an hour before I have to leave for work but not before stepping on the nerves of my brother and best friend.

I laugh at my mischievous thought as they both continue to eat in the kitchen, making small talk and laughing. I told them that I had to get ready like thirty minutes ago, but the truth is it only took me ten minutes to get ready because not bragging here but I look good always.

101, whose my brother has a dog and of course, we all love the dog but sometimes we can't wake early for him to go out and use the bathroom hence a load of shit in the corner of my brother's room which I sneak into, thank god we give him bag food or it would be a storm in here to clean, a shit load a storm if you get what I mean.

I cover my nose and pick it up, with a glove cover hand of course and not only that but three gloves covering my hands and a plastic bag I found somewhere in his room and place the shit in his shoe I know for a fact he will wear.

Then I sneak into my Chiwawa, my best friend's room with my pet which so happens to be a sneak, and let him loose knowing he'll probably shit himself that Alpha (the sneak) is in here when his hamster is in the cage.

When am about to leave, I look back and realize how simple this is, so I go back and pick the snake up and walk over to the cage where Hammy the hamster, a stupid name I know, is running on his treadmill not paying me and Alpha any mind.

I take him out gently knowing how Chiwawa loves this thing and put Alpha in the cage instead, I take ketchup out of my bag and spray it all over the glass away from Alpha making it look like Hammy's blood got splattered there. I take the little monster before he bites me and put him on the bed where he runs hiding under the cover.

I stand at the door looking at my handy work and smile proud of myself, Alpha won't move around much since I fed him before putting him in there and we all know that when a snake eats it does not move until its food is digested.

I hurry out of the room going in the bathroom direction when I hear footsteps no doubt 101 and Chiwawa searching for me, they know I give a lot of trouble so if am gone too long they start looking for me.

I flush the toilet and open the door to buck up in both my brother and best friend, I smile cheekily looking at both of them "yes" I raise an eyebrow.

They eye me suspiciously but considering how Chiwawa is the smallest out of us all, standing at 5'7, with curly blond hair and soft cheekbones. No muscle but maybe a two-pack since he works out with my brother and me whenever he's not busy cleaning the already clean apartment.

He's a clean freak, all he does is clean, clean, and clean. A book out of place is a hurricane, dust particles anywhere is a storm, an unkempt living room is a tsunami but dick in his mouth and sperms on his face is sunshine and rainbows, I don't get it.

So, as I was saying before I sweetly went off topic, Chiwawa just looks like his name says, a damn Chiwawa.

"What are you up to Fox" Aaah, that lovely nickname. I blink repeatedly shrugging running my hands through my hair, maybe I need a cut, or I'll let it grow.

"Nothing man, now excuse me Chiwawa but work needs me, I have you know they can't do without me." I shove past them, but my brother continues to eye the bathroom suspiciously and out of the corner of my eyes I watch him through the shaving cream away.

I don't need to tell you why he did that, now do I?

I grab my bag again and wave them goodbye as they cautiously wave back still eyeing the place and me, pity they don't know.

I slam the door shut just as I hear Chiwawa screams his hamster's name like he's being murdered and my brother bellowing how he's going to kill me.

I happily skip down the stairs laughing so hard I almost lose my balance but my job requires a pretty face so no one can do it.

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