Intangible duo

Chapter-10: Akatsuki-

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Akatsuki Hideout;
Evening, Three days after Seikatsu's encounter with Madara:

Seikatsu was standing in the middle of this grossly outlined circle made by the core members of Akatsuki.

All of them wearing the identical black cloaks with red clouds imprinted on it. All of them were feared Shinobi of their respective villages who deserted their villages.

Well he knew all of them by name and had seen few in action... Kisame Hoshigaki- The Monster of the Hidden Mist, Sasori of the Red Sand, Orochimaru of the Sannin.

He had fought these three bastards all of them really strong.

Then there was Kakuzu of The Earth Grudge, he hadn't fought him neither did the two have any encounter before but he had heard of him. He had some tendril related ability for all he knew and then there were the unknown variables, Pain the one with Rinnegan. These eyes... highly coveted and something he didn't respect at all.

Then there was Konan, yes he did come into Akatsuki with her being the main purpose but now he saw this lady... she was asexual.

She... showed no emotions, ladies in Root organisation were at least baggable. This lady... she had made a concrete wall in between her and the world, how the hell does one breach concrete?

Then there was his so-called fucking ancestor, Madara fucking the Uchiha. He... one who is supposed to be dead for last eighty years, here he stands as husk of his former self. Yet stronger than everyone in the room excluding himself.

He.. He wouldn't be taken down by this ghost of the Uchiha. He... this shithead, even Shisui would defeat him if he was alive.

What the fuck? How the hell did pain in the eyes believe him? He had Rinnegan for fuck's sake! Rinnegan those Godly Eyes! For fuck's sake!

These eyes obviously made this orange haired asshole stronger than the so-called Madara!

"Today we have got another addition in our organisation, Seikatsu Uchiha. The missing ninja from Konohagakure who murdered his whole clan in one night.
Our organisation works in groups of two. Kakuzu is partnered with Zetsu and Konan is my partner.
Orochimaru is partnered with Sasori and Seikatsu you'll be partnered with Kisame here.
Your work for the coming few years is that you will do jobs for our clients all over the elemental nations. Earn money which we'll use in coming years for our final mission.
Kakuzu and Zetsu you travel in Iwagakure and deal with our clients there.
Sasori and Orochimaru, travel to Kumogakure and obtain information on Two tailed and Eight tailed Jinchuriki.
Konan and I will do the missions in Sunagakure and neighbouring Konohagakure.
Kisame and Seikatsu do the mission quota of Kirigakure and obtain information on six-tailed Jinchuriki."

That was pretty quick and neutral.

"So uh.. I became a member just like that?"

Pain looked at him with those cute eyes, "yes. Go into field with your partner."

Seikatsu sighed, "I thought there would be barrels of rum... pity I couldn't have them."

Kisame chuckled, "such a happy soul in this bunch of misfits. You don't expect us to throw a party for your arrival into Akatsuki. Hehe."

What was he? Fish-human? Human-fish? Sharkman? Man-shark?

"Yes. You should for I have decided that joining you will benefit your group. Yes you should throw a party."

Sasori spoke in his gruff voice, "Yes and we would jump and dance in joy at that party."

He nodded, "but unfortunately I have ended with a group which is made of a guy playing with dolls, an asexual woman, a guy who quacks like a duck, a plant man, a seemingly no fucks dude, a monster and paedophile."