Intangible duo

Chapter-11:

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Land of Water;
Night time:

Seikatsu and Kisame were sitting by the riverside with their respective swords by their left side.

"So Kisame... how did you end up in Akatsuki? You don't seem to be one that suits well here. Except for the appearance part."

Kisame looked at the flowing water, "it was a long journey... Cypher Division, Betrayal, Ibiki Morino, Fuguki Suikazen then Akatsuki."

Seikatsu nodded and asked, "So who brought you in?"

Kisame answered, "the same guy who brought you in."

Seikatsu chuckled, "ah. The fucker came to you also. I hate him anyways."

Kisame spoke up amused, "You hate your own ancestor? How amusing you are if same lineage."

Seikatsu shook his head and said, "I doubt he is my ancestor. He doesn't seem to be Madara, how do I explain it.... yes! He doesn't radiate that power which my grandfather must've had. On contrary he seems to be the arrogant sort of Uchiha."

Kisame chuckled, "You mean you aren't arrogant?"

He laughed, "How well said! I am the Sharingan devil! I ain't arrogant but! I'm fucking strong!"

Kisame spoke up, "I definitely want to see how strong you are."

The rest of the night and the mission passed on uneventfully for the bunch of misfits.
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Two months later;
Land of Lightning:

Kisame and Seikatsu were sitting by the cliff that was near the Daimyo palace and gave the perfect view of Daimyo palace.

"So what was our mission anyways?"

Seikatsu answered his fishy companions question quietly, "we have to assassinate Daimyo only. No collateral damage."

Kisame looked at him annoyed, "When you say no collateral damage what are you implying?"

Seikatsu answered neutrally, "no killings. You may drown the whole fucking palace but no one should die."

Kisame nodded and said, "okay drown the whole place."

Seikatsu got up and dragged Kisame's sitting form by pulling his ear.

"I'm going to fucking assassinate this asshole of a dude. No need to drown the whole palace. You may kill some ninjas here or there."

Three hours later Seikatsu was walking towards the place he had imprisoned Kisame in and after opening him said, "I GOT US MONEY!"

Kisame asked him, "You killed the Daimyo?"

He nodded, "Yeah! But I mistakenly killed his son thinking he was the Daimyo..."

Kisame looked at him annoyed, "And there should've been no collateral damage."

He sighed, "I know.. So to hide the collateral damage I killed all the people around him."

Kisame looked at him with anger, "what?! You ended up doing more damage!"

He sighed, "don't worry fish. I got the money of mission."

Kisame looked at him, "And how is that?"

He answered grinning, "SIMPLE! I took it from client himself!"

"And who was he?"

"His son of course! Ten million ryo in gold! How much do these people stuff in their bellies! His room was filled with luxurious things!"

"And what did you do with them?"

"Oh I stole all of them! I cleaned half of the palace!"

Kisame didn't know how to react... 'so he killed Daimyo but ended up killing his son and in return client wouldn't give money so he killed client but this client was Daimyo' son himself. So he ended up mysteriously killing many more but he got the money... So end result outweighs the procedure.'

"Okay then... let's find another mission where there is no collateral damage."
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I know I know.... it's a very short chapter.... and..... my brain is a little fused these days. Can't really think much.... so.... I did my best to write something  it ended up writing it. Hopefully it's potassium...