Oneshot book 3..... Jesus Christ.

Turn it off~Stylenny (South Park songfic? Maybe?)

So basically 'turn it off' from Book of Mormon is my jam, fuck you. And this is them playing it onstage for a school musical thing.
Warnings: It's homophobic, obviously jokingly but homophobic nonetheless. Also, Mormons, I'm so sorry, not all of you are that. Dark humour and cursing.
Ages: 14.
Note: I do know what this actually is but I couldn't bother. So I decided to make them have a different plot.
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Stan's POV.

"What were you singing again?"

"Turn it off."

She nods and we go on stage/steps to fucking do it, the lights dim as a thing to inform us and Kyle starts standing in place while Kenny and I walk up.

"I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling."

I start it, going towards Kyle with the creepiest 'I want you to do this' face.

"A whole lot better then you feel today! You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem! It's super easy not to feel that way!"

I throw him a stack of papers put together, Kyle deliberately doesn't take it.

"When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
don't feel those feelings!"

Kenny grabs Kyle's shoulders while singing.

"Hold them in instead."

Both of us get closer while Kyle walks backwards to avoid us.

"Turn it off, like a light switch
just go click!"

Both of us do the clicking the light switch with air.

"It's a cool little Mormon trick!"

I smile, grabbing Kyle's hand.

"We do it all the time!"

Kenny grabs the other hand while singing it.

"When your feeling certain feels that just don't feel right."

He gets us off.

"Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!"

"And turn em off."

He sorta runs to the other side of the stage.

"Like a light switch just go bap!"

Both of us do it again, putting the light switch off.

"Really whats so hard about that?"

Kyle opens his mouth, as if to protest.

"Turn it off!."

"Turn it off!"

Both of us start dancing properly until Kenny stops.

"When I was young my dad, would treat my mom real bad, every time the Utah Jazz would loose."

I stop dancing as well.