Orange is Tyler's New Hair Color

Numero Uno

-1 month after the video-

-No one's POV-

Hannah Hart's family didn't take it too well. Her sisters understood her predicament, but her father was furious. So, she left her house in good hands... Swike's hands.

"I promise I'll come and check on it every week... Water the plants... I swear" was what made up her mind about this.

This, and her promise to keep her wine club membership valid.

Hannah hasn't talked to Grace since the incident. She knew she wasn't supposed to tell the world, but something boiled inside of her whenever she heard Grester.

OMG #GRESTER IS REAL. #Grester is lyfe. #Grester is perfect.

No it's not, Hartbig is! she screamed in her head.

She found her hand had just made a good-sized dent in the side of her car. Well, fuckadoodledoo, she thought to herself. Now that I'm at an all time low, let's go to Leechfield Prison.

It's actually Litchfield, but Hannah's girlfriend Dani thought it sounded too much like the blood-sucking creatures to not spell it that way. Ex-girlfriend, thanks to prison. They decided that it'd be no good to promise anything.

All the way in NY, where she used to live...

Hannah's been staying at a hotel for the past couple days, with the same clothes so she wouldn't have any baggage.

A lot of Hartosexuals live in New York, and they all ran up and hugged her, sobbing like babies. It's sad, even I admit it. She may be innocent... In fact, my money's on it. But, she could also be guilty. You never know with these people.

Mamrie's family was okay about it. They mostly said nothing, just sobbed. Mamrie was sincerely creeped out about how they weren't yelling like usual. Mamrie decided that she should leave Beanz at her parents' house to have something to do when she isn't around. She too is going to Litchfield. She doesn't know that many of her friends are going there too, YET.

Grace's family drew the line. They didn't know about Hannah and hers little "fling", but let's just say, they were pissed.

She has pretty much been disowned since the video, and she's been living with Chester. Goose is being left in Chester's hands.

Lilly's parents were not so happy. She did do one last video, which was her "parents" reacting to her going to prison video. Her actual parents were mad at first, but got over it. She said goodbye to all of her friends in Canada just before she left to New York.

Jenna's boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend, Shane Dawson got into a huge fight, which led to their breakup. Jenna left her three dogs in the hands of SMOSH, since she thought they would take good care of them.

Mamrie and Hannah are told to arrive sharply at 8:00 am. Mamrie takes one last sip (or two) of absinthe from her glove box, and marches like a soldier to the door, but Hannah stops her.

-Hannah's POV-

"Mamrie! What are you doing? You're almost drunk! That'll add on to your sentence."

She gives me a look like "the-fuck-I-care", and I pull her with me back to my car. Good thing I brought my toiletries. I grab some mouthwash, and I tell her too gurgle and spit. She swallows... Oh well, that'll help a little bit. I put some more into her mouth, and I physically shake her head so it covers the inside. She swallows again.... Jesus.

"Breathe out onto my face," I say, and she exhales, and you can only smell a hint of alcohol.

She also spits on my face. This is not like drunk Mamrie.