names:
Iida: zoom
Midoriya: broccoli + all might's slut
Ochako: uwu
Shouto: candycane
Bakugou: FUCK YOU + kitkatsuki
Kirishima: pop rocks
Mina: pinky pie + pepto bismol
Kaminari: denkinky + lightning bug
Sero: phil swift 2.0
Tsuyu: kermit
Hagakure: john cena
Ojirou: thicc tail
Jirou: party rockers
Momo: beautiful
Satou: high on sugar
Tokoyami: becky
Shoji: octopussy
Koda: pure!!!!
Aoyama: twinkle toes
Shinsou: insomnia-------------------
zoom added broccoli, uwu and 16+ others!
zoom: Good afternoon, classmates and friends. I have made a groupchat so we all can get hold of each other incase anything happens! Please refrain from using this chat in an inappropriate manner!
FUCK YOU: hell no i'm leavingpop rocks: what?!?! bro! don't leave!! that would be so unmanly of you!! :^(
FUCK YOU: tch
pinky pie: cann you feeel the looove toniiight
FUCK YOU: SHUT THE FUCK UP PEPTO BISMOL
uwu: don't call my gf that!! :(
FUCK YOU: SHUTUP KIRBY
denkinky: sister snapped
FUCK YOU: SHUT UP BATTERY PACK OHMS LAW LOOKIN ASS CHARLIE BROWN HAIR
denkinky: hashtag reported
zoom: Bakugou! Please do not use that type of profanity towards your classmates! That is not how a future hero would act!
FUCK YOU: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT
broccoli: mitsuki would disapprove too, kacchan.
FUCK YOU: TAKE MY MOMMA'S NAME OUT OF THAT MESSAGE RN OR I'LL
pop rocks: bro blease stop being unmanly!
pop rocks has changed FUCK YOU's name to kitkatsuki
pop rocks: there we go
phil swift 2.0: ALSJAHAHA KITKATSUKI IM GONNA HAVE AN ANDHSHE DNSB
denkinky: have a break. have a kitkatsuki
kitkatsuki: shut the helk your mouth up
john cena: hëłk
thicc tail: what's with the random accents??
john cena: oh, OJ, you poor unfortunate soul
uwu: the little mermaid!!
kermit: where did that come from?
uwu: look at what hagakure said
kermit: ah, yo veo
denkinky: yo no se burrito
party rockers: you obviously do know 'burrito' in order to type out that sentence.
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cursed and gay bnha chat fic
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