cursed and gay bnha chat fic

send noodles

-4:20am-

pepto bismol: ne ne papa

lightning bug: what

insomnia: yknow i went like 2 good years without seeing those three words. but now that's all gone and i have been reminded and now i want to perish

becky: can i perish with you?

lightning bug: what is that

insomnia: you tell him, mina

pepto bismol: ok so you know that anime called hetalia

lightning bug: it rings a bell

all might's slut: shut the fuck up before you get shot the fuck up

lightning bug: midori kills us all

all might's slut: i won't hesistate bitch

party rockers: jesus christ i never knew midoriya would swear but here we are

kitkatsuki: i am proud 😼

lightning bug: EEW HE USED THE SMUG CAT EMOJI IM LITERALLT SHAKING AND CRUINGXNDNS

kitkatsuki: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE CAT EMOJI

lightning bug: LITERALLY EVERYTHING

kitkatsuki: EAT MY ASS

lightning bug: BUT THAT ISN'T MY JOB

phil swift 2.0: yeah dude keep your kinks to yourself

kitkatsuki: 👺👺👺

lightning bug: kacchan is cancelled!!!

uwu: im trying to cuddle my gfs in peace >:(

party rockers: yeah why are y'all up this late

insomnia: reasons

uwu: y'all doin the frick frack

lightning bug: no you nut-sack we're watching veggie tales, god

uwu: my apologies

pepto bismol: don't call my girlfriend a nut-sack. you're the nut-sack!

lighning bug: u are what you eat

uwu: so y'all ARE FUCKING!!!

lightning bug: NO WE'RE NOT SHUT THE HECK UP

zoom: Go to bed please.

lightning bug: it's too late now

zoom: Get some sleep, please. We're all going on a fun trip tomorrow.

uwu: yessir!

[SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER AGAIN AKDNSN also i did NOT expect for this to get 1k reads i smsssms what??!? anyways im glad y'all like it!!]