cursed and gay bnha chat fic

2cool4school

-- 12:30pm --

kitkatsuki: IM SO FUCKING HORNY

baby shark: well in that case

baby shark: takes off crocs

lightning bug: woah now it's gettin a lil jiggy in here

phil swift 2.0: that's what i said when you weren't in your dorm last night

lightning bug: i don't know what you mean

pepto bismol: y'all b fuckin fuckin

pepto bismol: can't rel8

lightning bug: we didn't fuck we cuddled shutup

phil swift 2.0: mhm

lightning bug: I SWEAR

kermit: why is everyone so gay all of a sudden

john cena: can't relate

kermit: ah

lightning bug: i'm still mad about what happened last night

phil swift 2.0: you didn't get laid?

lightning bug: shut up. i'm mad because i lost and my bully won

party rockers: natural selection

lightning bug: next time we go swimming in gonna sneeze i swear

kitkatsuki: I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU DIDNT DUCKING LISTEN

phil swift 2.0: 'ducking'

kitkatsuki: READY TO BE AN AMERICAN IMMIGRANT, STICKY BITCH?

phil swift 2.0: no wait

kitkatsuki: KIRISHIMA COME HERE NOW

baby shark: no i'm playing monopoly with satou and kouda :/

kitkatsuki: FINE I'LL HAVE DEKU FUCK ME

candycane: hm inter esting

uwu: oh god he's fuming

uwu: (literally)

baby shark: just masturbate or sumn

kitkatsuki: >:(

lightning bug: anyways anybody wanna go to the grocery with me?

pepto bismol: me!

phil swift 2.0: me

thicc tail: i'll join

lightning bug: aight let's go!

lightning bug: meet me in the common room, stinkies

pepto bismol: omw

all might's slut: the idea of fucking kacchan is gonna give me nightmares

all might's slut: todoroki i'm gonna go over to your dorm for comfort

candycane: okay. i learned a new ukulele song

all might's slut: ooo!

zoom: I am so fucking tired

uwu: WHAT

phil swift 2.0: IIDA SWORE?? IM?? GONNA SCREAM??

kermit: god has truly left us

insomnia: heh

lightning bug: what did you do??

insomnia: oh, i didn't do nothin' sweetheart

lightning bug: uwu u called me sweetheart uwu uwu uwu

uwu: shinsou mind controlled iida conspiracy