-- 11:55pm --
apple bottom jeans groupchat
pepto bismol: okay gamers i made this so we can communicate
lightning bug: im gonna scream i hate this i wanna die
pepto bismol: I HAVE 2 STRONG GIRLS COMING AFTER ME HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
party rockers: wait aren't the bottoms held captive or sumn? where's the main base?
lightning bug: we have to touch the main doors to win
pepto bismol: ok i'm fast this should be ez
thicc tail: i hear rustling
pepto bismol: where are you?
thicc tail: near the entrance?
pepto bismol: okokok
kitkatsuki: DUMBASS THEY'RE GONNA CATCH YOU
thicc tail: no i wodmnewjr
lightning bug: ojirou fucking dies
thicc tail: hey guys! -Hagakure
pepto bismol has kicked thicc tail from the chat!
pepto bismol: we'll add him back later
becky: i have a feeling we're being watched
lightning bug: @party rockers WHERE ARE YOU
party rockers: at the oak tree with that one weird branch
lightning bug: on my way
pepto bismol: me too
becky: i shalth stay where i am
kitkatsuki: OI HALF N HALF WHERE ARE YOU
candycane: hiding
kitkatsuki: WHERE
candycane: i'm not telling you
kitkatsuki: ONCE I FIND YOU I AM SACRIFICING YOU TO SHITTY DEKU
candycane: IF you find me
kitkatsuki: SHUT UP
lightning bug: oh shit oh shit
party rockers: what?
lightning bug: sero's following me
party rockers: oh, jesus
lightning bug: im gonna burp in his face
lightning bug: OH FUCK I GTG
party rockers: DENKI WHAT HAPPENED
pepto bismol: he has been taken
lightning bug: THEY TRIED CORNERING ME BUT NOT TODAY SATAN
lightning bug: BITCH IM ZOOMIN
party rockers: GET OFF YOUR PHONE
pepto bismol: i saw him trip over a root and they're getting closer
party rockers: oh my god
pepto bismol: shinsou picked him up and threw him over his shoulder lmao kaminari's so mad
party rockers: i knew he wouldn't last. how many tops were there?
pepto bismol: ENOUGH FOR US TO RUN LETS GO LESBIANS
party rockers: im running
kitkatsuki: STOP TEXTING
candycane: what are you doing now?
YOU ARE READING
cursed and gay bnha chat fic
Humorlmao my humor is absolutely fried. take this before i regret it únù
