cursed and gay bnha chat fic

it smells gay in here

-- 6:26pm --

party rockers: i have the strongest headache i swear to GOD

insomnia: saame

kermit: not suprised

phil swift 2.0: 🗿

pepto bismol: 🗿

lightning bug: 🗿

baby shark: 🗿

party rockers: 🗿

kitkatsuki: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

phil swift 2.0: omg bakugou pees his pants 😳😳

lightning bug: kacchan wet himself oooooo

party rockers: denki kaminari found dead in denny's parking lot

baby shark: oh god i can hear feminine screams

pepto bismol: he was a good friend

lightning bug: HE'S TRYING TO KICK MY DOOR DOWN SJSJW ENSRVDJSNE

phil swift 2.0: MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT CALL HIM K*CCHAN

lightning bug: MIDORIYA CALLS HIM THAT ALL THE TIME AND I'VE CALLED HIM IT BEFORE WHY IS HE JUST NOW GETTING MAD

lightning bug: HE'S HERE

insomnia: not on my watch

party rockers: AAAHSHDHSJWJWJ

john cena: 😂😂😂😂

party rockers:

party rockers: hagakure what is that

john cena: what?

party rockers: NO LAUGHING EMOJIS ALLOWED

phil swift 2.0: 😂😂😂

party rockers: NO

all might's slut: omg shouto is playing his ukulele im gonna cry

uwu: you ALWAYS cry

all might's slut: shut the fuck up

pepto bismol: G A S P

pepto bismol: did bakubabe steal izuku's
phone? 😳😳😳

all might's slut: no that was me >:/

phil swift 2.0: y'all already KNOW he's serious when he uses '>:/'

john cena: okay gays i have an amazing idea

thicc tail: are we gonna die

john cena: BABE COULD YOU BLEASE HAVE FAITH IN ME FOR ONCE

thicc tail: i'll try

john cena: anyways we should play man hunt!

pepto bismol: boooooring

john cena: but there's a twist

phil swift 2.0: i'm intrigued

john cena: the couples have to be seperated and they have to try and find their mate.

phil swift 2.0: what if you're single

john cena: you can watch

phil swift 2.0: sweet

pepto bismol: isn't that just hide n seek for horny teens? wouldn't there be two teams? the hunters and the hiders?

john cena: yes. the bottoms on one team and the tops on the other