(i am back from the dead, kids) (this fic has the humor of a second grader)
-- 12:30pm --
baby shark: why does it smell like cinnamon
phil swift 2.0: bakugo farted
kitkatsuki: I DID NOT
lightning bug: kacchan did a little tootsie wootsie
kitkatsuki: I AM GOINF TO MURDER YOU
lightning bug: HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNA-
pepto bismol: I DID NOT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM E̷̗̱̰̱͎̱̟͎̭̠͍̯̞͇̣̱̎̿̎ͤ̑͐̄͐̃͛ͩͨ͜X͊̾͑͌͊ͤͯ̏͛ͫͨ҉҉͕̟̩̺̺̝̹͎̼͖͉̤̼͕P̴̦̱̩͔̤̻̜̣͉̮̝͇͆̓͊̊̽͒ͨ̇̄̑ͭ̈̿̑ͬͬ́͡Ě̶̶̵͛̑ͧ̊̐̎͑ͤ̾̄̀̀̈͐̒̒͛͏̩͚͙̠͖͍̼̜̜͝L͌̽̋ͩ͂ͪ͒͏̦̯̣̘͈̳͙̠̖̖̮̭͚̠̭L̶̬̦̬̩̝͖̬̳̻͇̯̟̖̖̲͖̰̔͂̄͒̎͢ͅEͫ̏ͭͮ͂͢͏̡̢͎͉̳͈̝̭̳̞͈̜̬̥͈̞D̸̡̤͈̤̠͖̱̗̲͔͖̗̬̈́ͯͭ͛̇͛̃̉ͥ͒͛̅ͧ̃̓̄̚͞
phil swift 2.0: MINUS! i mean linus-
kitkatsuki: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
party rockers: what the hell did i walk into
kitkatsuki: END THIS
phil swift 2.0: uh oh aunt jirou is here. time to evacuate
party rockers: okay then, perish
lightning bug: look out i think momo momo likes you! ;)
party rockers: dude what the fuck
phil swift 2.0: @insomnia come get your mans
lightning bug: sh he's sleep
party rockers: in the afternoon?? wake him up
lightning bug: he's had a long day
pepto bismol: what happened
lightning bug: he found deku's fanfics and he's never been the same again
pepto bismol: he WHAT
lightning bug: i know. toshi came in completely scarred and on the verge of tears
phil swift 2.0: ok wait deku has fanfics? of whom?
lightning bug: idk go see yourself
phil swift 2.0: im not that confident
kitkatsuki: STOP CALLING HIM DEKU ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT
all might's slut: SHIT!
uwu: !!!!
all might's slut: WHY THE FUCK WAS HE IN MY FDORM ANYWAYS
uwu: oh no he's swearing
candycane: lol
all might's slut: I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT
lightning bug: LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM AND I WILL GO DC CURRENTS ON YOU
all might's slut: BITCH
insomnia: you cant get me if im in hiding
party rockers: you're in kaminari's dorm, aren't you
insomnia: you cant get us if we're having sex
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party rockers: YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND
phil swift 2.0: horny people have no rights. horny people are not protected under the constitution. if you are horny i will find you
insomnia: it was a joke
baby shark: a quite nsfw joke if i may
(SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER AND SORRY FOR BEING SO DEAD SKSJWJW)
