-- 2:40pm --
phil swift 2.0: i am waiting for you, mina. hurry y'all ass up
pinky pie: okay okay, jesus
kitkatsuki has changed pinky pie's name to pepto bismol!
pepto bismol: i am never forgiving you for this, bakubabe
kitkatsuki: DON'T CALL ME THAT BITCH
pepto bismol: iT WAS A PRANK!
pepto bismol: besides, shouto is the hottest boy if i'm honest
lightning bug: betrayal
pepto bismol: kaminari you're more of the cutest than hottest
lightning bug: that just makes me sound like a twink!!
kitkatsuki: it's cuz you are
lightning bug: i'm being bullied
pepto bismol: okay i'm here guys let's go catch the train
pepto bismol: @lightning bug you comin?
lightning bug: i'll meet y'all there
pepto bismol: ah. i see
kermit: be careful with your words, kero
pepto bismol: sorry honey!! y'know i'm a big gay for u and chako!! but shouto is p handsome ;0
candycane: thanks, i guess
pepto bismol: anytime, sugar!
party rockers: momo n i are at the food court if anyone wants to meet up
kermit: you're there already, jirou?
party rockers: yeah
lightning bug: ooo!!!! can me m shinsou meet up with y'all??
party rockers: ugh fine
pepto bismol: oo double date
party rockers: sighs
octopussy: tokoyami is so adorable
party rockers: what'd he do this time
octopussy: he's having a deep conversation with a hot topic employee
party rockers: i'm not suprised
pepto bismol: more people approached us, talking about the sports festival still!
party rockers: damn, people have good memory, huh?
pepto bismol: tell me about it. it all happened so long ago
phil swift 2.0: probably cuz of bakugou
kitkatsuki: OI CAN YOU GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND ACTUALLY TALK IN REAL LIFE LIKE EIJI AND I???
pepto bismol: soooorry, dad
lightning bug: we're here!!!!
party rockers: okay meet up with momo n i
lightning bug: on it, over
party rockers: jesus christ
uwu: btw!! iida, tsuyu, shouto, deku and i are all at the cafe in the mall! we're having a lil' dekusquad conference
pepto bismol: prolly 'bout gay stuff lol
kitkatsuki: GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE
pepto bismol: okay!! okay!!
lightning bug: mina found dead in miami
kitkatsuki: YOU TOO
lightning bug: damb
high on sugar: me and kouda are @ the pet shop
beautiful: kouda and i*
high on sugar: thank you, yaoyorozu
beautiful: anytime
john cena: aoyama is sniffing all the perfume like a huge weirdo
pepto bismol: on my way with sero. we seperated from the group so we can leave the gays alone
phil swift 2.0: B)
kitkatsuki: FUCK ME
kitkatsuki: SHIT
phil swift 2.0: AHAHAHA ISNT THAT KIRISHIMA'S JOB??
kitkatsuki: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS
octopussy: did he mix up 'fuck you' and 'fight me' or something?
insomnia: i saw them run by they look terrified lol
phil swift 2.0: @octopussy WHERE ARE YOU
octopussy: at newburry comics, why?
phil swift 2.0: BLEASE PROTECT US
lightning bug: can you grab me the latest volumes of tales of suspense while you're there?
phil swift 2.0: uuh sure. the one with hawkeye and bucky barnes, right?
lightning bug: yuh
phil swift 2.0: got em
uwu: lol this is entertaining
kermit: agreed
candycane: i never knew strawberry acais were so good until now
uwu: you're welcome!! ;)
kermit: shouto is a basic white girl with his pinkity drinkity
lightning bug: sister shouto ready to sister sizzle those hoes
candycane: never say that ever again or i will freeze your fingers off, understand
lightning bug: r-roger that!
party rockers: story time: i was threatened by my best friend!
candycane: we're not best friends
lightning bug: i can't believe i've been rejected
candycane: ...anyways
lightning bug: sjjshsbesbdb
candycane: can we go to the guitar store
uwu: yup! what for?
candycane: i've been wanting to pick up playing ukulele
all might's slut: aww!! also, why are you texting us this?
twinkle toes: he has to inform the readers~
uwu: ...readers?
twinkle toes: i shall exit!
uwu: no wait what do you mean by readers-
twinkle toes has gone offline
uwu: huh.. weird
YOU ARE READING
cursed and gay bnha chat fic
Humorlmao my humor is absolutely fried. take this before i regret it únù
