-- 4:20pm --
phil swift 2.0: blaze it, boys
kitkatsuki: shut the fuck up you're not funny
phil swift 2.0: well, not to all, pomeranian
kitkatsuki: OI WHAT'D YOU DAY TO ME, SOY SAUCE?
phil swift 2.0: i didn't day anything
kitkatsuki: I WILL THROW YOU TO AMERICA IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP, FUCKING EXTRA
party rockers: off topic but there's this girl following us around
lightning bug: lmao yeah she's givin me the creeps
kermit: oh? what does she look like?
party rockers: she has blonde hair with bangs and two buns, yellow eyes, she's blushing an awful lot..
kermit: omg
lightning bug: what?
kermit: speed walk to the café NOW
uwu: is it that insane girl back at the training camp?
kermit: probably. does she seem a little loopy?
party rockers: yeah..
kermit: oh yeah that's her. don't talk to her
lightning bug: i think we should split up
party rockers: ok i'll go with shinsou you go with momo
lightning bug: aight
kermit: okay please tell us what's happening
party rockers: me n shinsou are gonna walk a bit further, if she doesnt follow us then we will probablysdbdbd
uwu: jirou?
party rockers: why helloooo!!
kermit: oh fuck
party rockers: i seemed to lack an introduction!! im toga!! 💖💖💓💖💓💖
kermit: leave shinsou and jirou alone
party rockers: eheh purple hair's pretty attractive. i wanna cut it off and wear it 💓💓💖💓💖💖💖💓💖💖💓💖💖 say, what're their names?????? the one with eyebags is suuuuper cute. i bet his blood feels good :)))))
kitkatsuki: what the fuck??
lightning bug: YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE FREAKY BITCH
lightning bug: ME AND MOMO ARE ON OUR WAY
baby shark: us as well!
party rockers: heheh not if i runsbehbs
kermit: oh god i can see what's happening
pepto bismol: WHAT'S GOING ON??
kermit: momo created a net, kaminari put electricity on it and they caught toga in it??
kermit: jirou and shinsou are knocked out cold on the floor
pepto bismol: omg. im glad the mall wasn't busy today, so many people could've been hurt! <:(
beautiful: we are currently waiting for the authorities
kermit: oh my god, should we tell aizawa-sensei?
beautiful: we might have to..
-- kermit messaged dadzawa --
kermit: something bad happened at the mall
dadzawa: oh my god, what?
kermit: a crazy girl knocked out shinsou and jirou and texted the groupchat talking about their blood and stuff. momo and kaminari restrained her before further damage could be done
dadzawa: as long as everyone's okay. but make sure to be careful incase something like this happens again
kermit: got it. Thank you, aizawa-sensei
dadzawa: eh i shouldn't really be thanked for this. just come back right away
--- class A chat 🌊✅ ---
kermit: aizawa-sensei said that we should go back right away
zoom: Everyone please meet up in the food court!
john cena: we're on our way
baby shark: ^
lightning bug: jirou and shinsou are awake, btw. they're just light headed
zoom: Thank you for the update
beautiful: let's all meet up, do role and then head to the train station together
baby shark: sounds good!!
(short chapter again! sorry! i swear the next chapter will be more entertaining for u gays)
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cursed and gay bnha chat fic
Humorlmao my humor is absolutely fried. take this before i regret it únù
