Question asked by: @queenlunathewolf
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Question too Vlad and Danny: What do you guys think about the Danny x Vlad ship? For Dash: I dare you too Stay in a dog cage for the next 3 chapter
Author-kun: NEKOPHILE!
Vlad: What is it this time, miscreant?
Skyler: Why so mean, Vlad? Mad that you had to kiss a cat?
Vlad: *incoherent curses and grumbling*
Author-kun: This one is for you too, Danny.
Danny: Phew! I finally finished! What's going on?
Author-kun: First, how was your fanfiction?
Danny: ... I don't think I'll ever be the same again ...
Author-kun: Cool! Next on the docket is a new question!
Skyler: You guys are shipped together! Thoughts?
Vlad and Danny go silent as Maddie dawns a look of horror and Sam physically recoils at the mere thought of the shipping.
Danny: With the crazy cat lady? You think I would stoop that low?
Vlad: For the last time, I am NOT a crazy cat lady! I'm a grown man who owns a SINGLE cat!
Danny: Oh! So you two aren't dating?
Vlad's silver cat suddenly gags a hairball onto Vlad's face, causing the entire room to burst into laughter.
Skyler: Well, we know the cat's opinion.
Author-kun: I think I would have the same reaction if he forced me to make out with him.
Vlad: I was doing it for the readers!
Author-kun: Suuuuuure you were. Also, JACKASS!
Kwon: You know, you could be a little nicer to him, Author.
Author-kun: I could, but what's the fun in that? Anyway, Dash.
Dash: What is it now?
A large dog cage appears in the middle of the room.
Dash: No way.
Skyler: For the next three chapters, dude.
Author-kun: This is what you get for being a bully.
Dash starts grumbling as he crawls into the cage, Skyler putting a ghost lock on the container to make sure he doesn't try to get out.
Dash: Nobody loves me.
Author-kun: Well, YaoiLover loves you. You want me to go and get them?
Dash: NO!
Author-kun: Then shut your trap. Plus, you have Kwon.
Dash grumbles as he curls up in a ball. If he was any other person, Author-kun might have felt sorry for him. But he was Dash. He deserved it.
Skyler: Well, that's kind of a let down for how long us readers have waited. Jeez, Author.
Author-kun: What? I did it, didn't I? I'm still working on doing more. I might finish a few more before I call it a day. But hey! If you're bored I have another react book! It's called The Hosts React To Ships! If you like OHSHC and these types of books, you'll love it!
Sam: Already read it. You haven't posted in that one for a while either.
Author-kun: *blushes* You like Ouran High School Host Club?
Sam: Uh... NO! I-uh just like the futility of how they're all going after a girl who just doesn't give a shit.
Author-kun: Riiight. And stop reading my books, Sam. I also have a Seven Deadly Sins fanfiction called The Virtue Among The Sins. It's terrible, but it's one of my longer books.
Sam: It only has 15 chapters.
Author-kun: Actually, I have the story on Google Docs and am slowly updating it on Wattpad as I go along. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this and I'll see you all in the next chapter. Until then, zbogom!
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