Sonadow One-Shots

The Druken Idiots

Sonic groans, opening his tired eyes to the morning sun rising in the sky. How long was he out? The house is so dark, when did he repaint it? Black isn't his style. Black? He doesn't remember painting the house yesterday. He didn't buy any paint at all.

Ohhh, why does he care, he wants more sleep. Sonic burries his head into his warm soft pillow. Suddenly, something shivers and moans. Someone was in bed with him! Is it......Amy? Sonic takes a peek at the creature and sighs. It wasn't her, the creature seems to have jet black fur than light pink.

This creature looks like a hedgehog too. An ebony hedgehog. It's got to be Shadow. Oh no, oh god, ohhh shit, it's Shadow! If he wakes up and sees Sonic in bed with him he'll freak out and kill him.

"Crap...." Sonic whispered.

Another movement from the sleeping hedgehog made Sonic jump, but he keeps still so's not to wake him. But he starts to stir. His crimson eyes seem to glow in the darkness, they were fantastic. Sonic blushed.

"Ohhh, my head, what happened last night?" he mumbled.

'Don't move, Sonic, keep still, just don't...move.' Sonic thought, feeling scared.

Shadow scans the room. Dark, just how he likes it. Nice and dark. But something isn't right. He wasn't alone, he can feel it. He can really feel it. The midnight hedgie looks down, seeing a azure hedgehog in his bed.

"Heh, surprise?" Sonic said, fearfully.

Shadow's muzzle went a new shade of red. This can't be happening.

"Wh-what are you d-doing in m-my bed?" he stuttered.

"I don't know. Do you remember what happened last night."

"Hmmmmm....."

~Last night~

"SONIC, THAT'S MY BEER YOU HOGGIN SON OF A BITCH!" Shadow said, snatching the bottle from Sonic's palms.

The ebony hedgie smiled stupidly and drinks the last bits of beer left in the bottle. Sonic watches him and lazily makes his way towards him.

"You doodoo brain, that was MY drink! You fuckin owe me, bitch." Sonic said.

The drunken black hedgehog rolls his eyes.

"I owe you nothin, baby, this was my drink."

Sonic wraps his arms around the ebony creature's waist, letting his tongue hang on the corner of his lip with drool.

"You're my sexy hedgehog, you know that?" he said, feeling sleep overtake him.

"Yes, and you are my pet. So get ready for tonight, honey."

They were in a party last night with just them in the party house. Everybody left, but they stayed because they started drinking. Some idiot dared them to drink a bottle of alchol and of course, Shadow accepted his dare. Sonic had a bad feeling, but the guy threatened him and he decided to go for it. It was late out and they are drunk in the party house.

"I smell toast." Shadow sniffed.

"I smell....." Sonic sniffs. "I smell....I smell........hm, you."

"You smell me?! Hehe!" Shadow giggled, punching him on the shoulder.

"You smell like candy."

"Oh shut the hell up..."

Sonic walks over to the door to the exit. "Can we go, this place makes me woozy."

"You whine to much." Shadow wobbles to the exit.

"Well you're a stupid emo!" Sonic said.

"Thank you, shitbag!"

"Your welcome, baby!"

The head down to Shadow's house. The black hedgie kicks the door open. He stumbles upstairs and Sonic pushes him to hurry up.

"Don't rush me!" Shadow shouted.

"Well you're too slow!"

They go inside Shadow's bedroom. Shadow jumps on Sonic's back.

"Carry me." he ordered.

"You lazy hag!" Sonic laughed.

He carries him to the bed and they plop down on the soft bed. Shadow rolls off Sonic's back and spreads his arms out like a dead animal. Sonic giggled and glomps him.

"Ah, Sonic get off!" Shadow laughed. "I'm not a fuckin pillow!"

"You are now!" Sonic chuckled, rubbing his cheek against the ebony hedgie's belly. "Mmm, you have a soft belly, baby."

"Ah, stop it, that tickles!" Shadow laughs.

"I know it does."

Sonic pulls the covers up. Shadow keeps still and the azure hedgehog sits on his waist. Sweat was erupting from the both of them as the blue hedgehog continues.

"Oh Sonic..." Shadow moans. "I want more..."

"Alright."

Soon, there was white stuff coming out of the ebony hedgehog's area. It was cum. Sonic goes down and devires it. Shadow moans louder. Sonic licks the last of the cum on his lips and climbs up to his mate. They kissed deeply, moaning and rubbing in the sensitive places. The room grew hot so Sonic opens the window. The drunken couple fell asleep after their ordeal, Sonic laying his head on Shadow's belly, and Shadow's head ontop of Sonic's head. The room was nice and cool, but it smells like sex in there.

~End of Flashback~

Shadow was even a darker shade of red now. Sonic was close to being him too. They look at each other.

"Weirdest..." Sonic began.

"night..." Shadow said.

"Ever." they said.

"You liked it?" Sonic asked.

"Uh......"

"You liked it." Sonic said, a smile building up on his peached muzzled.

"No, no, no I didn't!" Shadow lied.

"Really?"

The blue hedgehog takes a hold of Shadow's wrist and pulls him into a kiss. The ebony hedgehog couldn't go any redder than he has already.

Sonic seperates his lips from Shadow's.

"You loved that kiss." the blue hero purred.

"No I didn't."

"Stop lying, sexy, you loved it."

He kisses him again. The black hedgie couldn't resist and kissed back. They pulled the covers up and had their moment together like the night before, but this time, they weren't drunk.