My Cookies

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(I know Sonic likes chili dogs wait let me rephrase that loves them but I decided to change it up a bit)

Mileena: Hey Sonic what are you....  That's a lot of cookies

Shadow: You ate all of the Cookies?

Sonic: Yes... I did

Shadow: you could have asked us if we want any

Sonic: Naha but if I give you the cookies, I won't have any!

Mileena: Shadow would you like a cookie?

Sonic: There is no more cookies I have them all!

Mileena: I know, it's an example

Shadow: Why yes, Mileena, I think I would like 2 cookies

Sonic: You can't- you.... Want 2 of them?

Mileena: So if Shadow gets 2 cookies and I get 2 cookies, that still leaves 8 cookies for you.

Sonic: I don't want 8 cookies! I want 12! I want 12 of them!

Mileena: if you can seriously eat all those cookies I will personally drive you to the store and buy you some more.

Sonic: i just- I just don't get why you guys get all the cookies

Shadow: you still have more cookies then Mileena and I combined

Sonic: Their mine! I got them from the cookie jar, and put them on my plate

Mileena: .......

Shadow: ........

Sonic: you guys are being selfish

~5 minutes later~

Zonic: Sonic prime did you eat all the cookies

Sonic: ......

Zonic: you did, you ate all the cookies you bastard

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