Zara

Chapter 7:Buddies

"Mtsww"
"Mtsww"

"Kai this is the umpteenth time you hissed,what's wrong? Oww you've been scratching your neck maybe something is wrong their,Oww Aboki so you didn't bathe today?Hhhh it's going to snow in Kano".That's Ashraf who will ask a question,answer the question and even go further to elaborate in just a sentence."

"Mtsww stop joking buddy this is serious,who do you think will piss me off if not that old woman that is supposed to be lying peacefully in he her grave yet planning on sending me to my own."Muhammad complained squeezing his face in disgust.

"Awwn your wife gave you a hickey so cute".Ashraf placed his hand on his chest dreamingly as he take in the red marks on his friend's neck.

"Buddy can't you be serious for just a nanosecond in your life,I'm telling that this woman almost strangled me to death and you are here talking about hickey,and please stop associating my wife with this monster."Muhammad smacked his friend's shoulder at the same time giving him a warning look.

"Let me advise you Aboki, it's about time you stopped scowling because I swear you resemble a constipated bull whenever you frown."Ashraf almost chuckled on his friend's reaction to his statement.

"Constipated bull? "Muhammad asked innocently.

"Don't tell me you don't know constipated bull."Ashraf replied summoning the whole courage he had to suppress his laughter.

"I don't know Buddy how does it look like? "Muhammad asked another innocent question.

Ashraf squirmed in his seat before he started giving details about his so called constipated bull.

"They are of two types you know,he winked before he moved on, but let me tell you about the mature ones, they look stoic, impassive and indifferent to being agitated, irritated or hungry,you find them hissing a times while on some occasions they laugh."Ashraf filled his friend with his false explanations making gestures with his hand.

"Wow buddy thanks alot for the information,maybe it's because I don't follow Padre to his farm that's why I don't know anything about them." Muhammad thanked his friend not missing how he was rolling on the bare floor clenching his stomach at the same time.

After about three minutes of his fits of laughter he managed to asked another question.

"Aboki I have question but I don't know if you will be able to answer me? " Ashraf asked his stunned friend who was just looking at him like a Zombie.

"What's the question? "Muhammad asked totally confused about his friend's outburst.

"Are you by chance a lady in disguise!, I mean maybe something is wrong elsewhere, like I mean your W chromosome is more dominant than your Y chromosome,I think the 'meiotosis' didn't go on well. "Ashraf asked his friend wriggling his eyebrows.

"The way you behave Aboki,you are naive, how you seclude yourself from the public, how you are pampered"Ashraf kept listing using his fingers to count.

It was Muhammad's turn to laugh now, he laughed his worries out, he never knew his friend was as dump as this.

"Ashraf don't tell me you don't know 'Meiosis and 'Mitosis'?He asked amidst his laughter ." "And please it is X and Y not W and Y chromosomes" He added

"I'm not a science student afterall,infact  science is a disaster ."He raised his shoulder in an 'I don't care manner '.

"Ashraf you are dummier than dummy."

"You can say whatever you feel for all I care. "Ashraf said crossing his legs.

"You know I had 5 F9s in our introduction to SSS 1 exam and you are still blaming on not knowing how to pronounce 'Mitomeiosis'" He hissed.