Because I'm lazy. All these came from somewhere on tumblr.
Loki: When you've experienced everything I have, you've learned to develop thick skin.
Thor: I don't really think silver eyeshadow fits you, sister.
Loki: silver briNGS OUT MY EYES YOU QUIM
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Peter: You have ten guests and seven chairs. What do you do?
Steve: Have everyone stand
Tony: Being in three more chairs
Thor: The most important people can sit!
Loki: Kill them
Everyone: loKI-
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Tony: When you said you'd do 'magic in bed', this isn't what I was expecting.
Loki: *holds up 8 of diamonds* Is this your card?
Tony: Holy shit...
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Peter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Loki: Why?
Peter: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock!
Loki: Who's there?
Peter: The chicken.
Loki:
Peter:
Loki: I won't stab you under one condition
Peter: ...yeah?
Loki: go tell that joke to Thor
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Steve: You're smiling. Did something happen?
Loki: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Peter: Thor tripped over Mjolnir this morning
So, there you go! Hopefully this can satisfy you until I get my inspiration back
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