[OLD] God or Goddess? (Lady Loki Oneshots)

Good Morning

The Avengers team had a system in place. Each had a chore to do, and the jobs would rotate each week.

It took a while, but eventually Loki was placed into this as well. It took even longer for the team to trust her with breakfast, or any meal for that matter. After all, JARVIS could keep an eye on her, but couldn't prevent everything. Still, even though some members were wary, her breakfasts were some of the best.

Loki stepped out of the elevator, her morning muffins in hand. Her coat and boots were magicked away for a more comfy ensemble of a lacy, off the shoulder green shirt and black yoga pants. The outfit completed itself with grey fluffy slippers and a blank apron that tied itself up at the back.

No one was awake or present yet, as it appeared. "JARVIS, could you play my relaxing music list please?" She took a bite of her muffin as a guitar began to play.

The Goddess hummed along as she gathered ingredients and tools for pancakes and bacon. As the pans began to heat up, her voice echoed through the empty kitchen, matching the guitar.

"Hold me close and hold me fast
This magic spell you cast
This is la vie en rose"

The ingredients of the batter were mixed to an invisible beat.

"When you kiss me, Heaven sighs
And though I close my eyes
I see la vie en rose."

The bacon sizzled as it was placed on the larger pans. More than one pan was needed when cooking for a team that consisted of Gods and a superhuman.

"When you pressed me to your heart
I'm in a world apart
A world where roses bloom"

A steady stream of green light carried the cutlery and toppings to their proper places on the table.

"And when you speak
Angels sing from above
Everyday words
Seem to turn into love songs"

Layer and layer of pancakes were placed on a pile, same with the bacon strips.

"Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be
La vie en rose."

The second muffin Loki had obtained earlier appeared in Peter's usual spot. Finished with the batch of food, Loki carried the plates to the centre of the table

"And when you speak
angels sing from above
Everyday words
Seem to turn into love songs."

For a final touch, she sifted powdered sugar onto the pancake pile.

"Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be la vie en rose."

The music ended. Loki wiped her hands with a towel, the apron magic-ing itself away. She began placing the dishes in the sink for Natasha to clean later. "JARVIS, could you notify everyone that breakfast is ready?"

"That won't be necessary, Ms. Loki," the AI replied. Her eyebrow quirked in mild confusion and she turned to notify the team herself...

...only to find them all standing there in the hallway, eyes meeting hers. Peter gave a sheepish wave as Loki's regularly pale face turned a bright red.

The same thought went through everyone's heads: they'd been caught.

"Umm, you do sound very nice, sister." Thor added, not helping the situation.

Loki let out a frustrated sigh, "Just eat your damn breakfast."

While the others made their way to the table, Loki refused to join them.

"Not eating with us, Laura Marano?" Tony teased. Loki didn't know who that was, but assumed a reference to some midgardian singer.

She rolled her eyes and refused to respond, grabbing the rest of her muffin. She made her way down the hallway, the red on her cheeks still present.

"For the record Ms. Loki," JARVIS said. "You do sound very nice."

"Whatever," she replied, a small smile threatening to cross her face.