NAT'S PREGNANT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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Natasha:
It's been several months since Clint and I got married, and Fury's finally come to terms with it. So (thank goodness) we're out of hiding and finally starting our lives (with fake idenities) together. As for other good (or maybe not so good, I don't know) news, I'm having a baby. Yes, an actual child. And Clint is freaked. He acts all cool and no worries, but really he wants to wet his pants every time you mention it. So I try not to. Oh got to go, stupid contractions.

Clint:

NAT IS PREGNANT. That's what goes through my mind every twenty seconds. That and Fury being okay that we got married wihout his permission and going into hiding after he said no. Plus there's still no work and I haven't shot an arrow in months! But seriously the Black Widow and Hawkeye are having a kid...I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN PUTING IT ON A LEASH SO IT DOESN'T BLOW UP SOMETHING am I right?

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