[these quotes don't belong to me]
lisa: i'll have the 20 piece mcnuggets with fries and... what did you want again?
lucas: you
lisa: okay, so there are three cars behind us hurry the fuck up
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lucas: see you in hell
lisa: are you asking me on a date? i accept.
×××
lisa: not today, satan
lucas: you've been cancelling our plans for weeks now. if it's something i said, please just tell me
×××
lucas: what are you doing?
lisa: [standing on a chair] i live here you know i can stand wherever i want thank you very much
lucas:
lucas: where is the spider
lisa: it's under the table please get it for me
×××
lisa: remember that time you dared me to lick a cactus?
lucas: no, i said "lalisa, don't lick the cactus" and you said "don't tell me what to do, yukhei" and then you licked the cactus
×××
lucas: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for 1 minute
jennie: no thats not how you make cookies
lisa: floor it!
jennie: lisa, no!
lucas: how about 4,000,000 degrees for one second!?
jennie: YALL ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
lisa: DO IT
jennie: NO-
×××
lucas: i just wanna take all your clothes off
lisa: please fold them neatly
×××
lisa: i will shit on everything you love
lucas: you'll be shitting on yourself
lisa: [holding back tears] absolutely disgusting
×××
lucas: are you nervous?
lisa: yeah
lucas: is it your first time?
lisa: yeah, is it your first time too?
lucas: nah, i've been nervous before
lisa: ???
×××
lisa: so... do you wanna go out with me?
lucas: give me a second to think about it
[several hours later]
lucas: i've thought about it and yes, i will marry you
×××
[lisa's phone starts ringing]
chaeyoung: [looks who is calling]
chaeyoung: lmao you still call your dad 'daddy'?
lisa: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with chaeyoung]
lisa: hey yukhei
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lisa: yeah, you are my best friend but i would totally let you fuck me if you asked
lucas: what
lisa: what
xiaojun, eating popcorn: you said you would let him fuck you if he asked
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jisoo: have you ever eaten chinese meat?
lisa: yeah
jisoo: what was it like
lisa: he seemed to enjoy it
jisoo:... you're grounded
×××
lisa: i think i might have a crush on lucas
ten: congratulations you're officially the last one to know
×××
lucas: WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO U WANNA FUCKIN GO
lisa: me
lucas: ...ON A DATE
×××
lisa: hey my parents aren't home. you know what that means ;)
lucas: you mean 😯
lisa: yupppp :)
lucas: ILL BE OVER IN FIVE WITH THE PILLOWS
lisa: THIS FORT IS GONNA BE THE BEST FORT EVER
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lisa: i'm going to mcdonald's
lisa: you want anything
lucas: i want you but i'll take a large fry instead
×××
lisa: i had a crush on someone once and i didn't know how to handle it so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti
lucas: ...wait
lucas: THAT WAS YOU????
lisa: shit
lisa: who added you back to the gc? they're dead.
lucas: still wanna go out though?
×××
yangyang: TELL ME WHAT IS LOVE
winwin: twice's best song
lucas: lalisa
lucas: lalisa manoban is love
