[these quotes don't belong to me]
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lucas: I wasn't drunk!
lisa: yes, you were. you used the flashlight on your phone to help find your phone.
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lucas, who is lying next to lisa: nice
lisa, still sleeping: *cuddles up to lucas*
lucas, holding back tears: N I C E
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lucas: I'll never forget you
lisa: you won't?
lucas: you're too weird to forget
lisa:
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lucas: me? I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic... I just described a dog, didn't I?
lisa: well, yeah, but people love dogs.
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lucas: if you buy that ugly hat, I'm gonna lose all my respect for you!
lisa, while buying the hat: well good, we'll have the same amount of respect for each other
lucas:
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lucas: why do you always talk to me as if you're talking to a toddler?
lisa: I think it's important to adjust your means of communication for the audience present.
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lisa: you told me you wouldn't tell a soul about a crush on yukhei!
chittaphon: I only told mark! he doesn't have a soul so it's fine
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lisa: so you and I are?
lucas: pronouns?
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lucas, to lisa: the last time you said we were gonna have fun, you pushed me down the stairs because you lost to me in mario kart
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lucas: so I was thinking —
lisa: no
lucas: but I haven't even asked you yet?
lisa: I already know it's a bad idea
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yangyang: so, since you started dating lisa, do you have any relationship advice?
lucas: never laugh at your partner's choices. you are one of them.
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lisa: I like to think our engagement was pretty romantic
lucas: you gave me a half eaten ring pop...
lisa: you still said yes
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lisa: lord give me patience
lucas: I think you mean 'lord give me strength'
lisa: if the lord gave me strength you'd be dead
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jennie: I thought you guys were in a fight
lucas: we are in a fight
jennie: then why are you sitting together eating ice cream?
lisa: because it's a lot more fun than fighting
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lisa: don't forget, we have dinner plans tomorrow
lucas: okay, I'll email myself as a reminder now
lucas: OH BOY! I GOT AN EMAIL!
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lisa: look, I found a four leaf clover! those are super rare!
lucas: that's just a three leaf clover with a different kind of leaf taped to it
lisa: well, those are rare too
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lucas: isn't that your fourth cup of coffee?
lisa: yup! mondays, am I right?
lucas: it's friday
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lisa: do you ever think about the future?
lucas: sure. right now, I'm thinking about what we should have for dinner tonight?
lisa: but we haven't even had lunch yet!
lucas: hey, you brought it up
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lisa: it's stupid!
lucas: hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?
kun:... I really want to argue with that but I can't
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lucas: I can't take you anywhere!
lisa: don't act like you didn't know that before inviting me
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lucas: I see something beautiful every time I look into your eyes
lisa: really?
lucas: yes, my reflection
lisa:...
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lucas: why are you staring at me
lisa, on the inside: you're a god. you're so beautiful and every aspect of your face is perfectly shaped. the little wrinkle when you furrow, the curve of your mouth when you laugh at my terrible jokes. the way your hair curls around my fingers and how you always blush when we kiss. I'm so lucky to have you. you are the greatest person I've ever met and I will never regret meeting you.
lisa, on the outside: you're annoying
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kun: hey yukhei, can you —
lucas: no, sorry, busy
lisa: hey yukhei, can you —
lucas: yes, of course, no problem. what do you need?
kun:
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lucas: I had NOTHING to do with it!
lisa:
kun:
taeyong:
lucas: ... okay it was my idea and I feel bad about it okay?
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chaeyoung: okay, listen here you two. sit down.
lucas&lisa:
chaeyoung: no drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind!
lucas&lisa:
chaeyoung: oh god, I'm giving them ideas!
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lucas: yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed
lucas: *rips sheets off to reveal heelys are still on* I fvcking lied the swag never ends
