[these quotes don't belong to me]
[im sorry but I just love imagining these things happening]
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[lucas & lisa being arrested]
policeman: what are your names?
lisa: don't tell him, yukhei.
policeman: [writing down] yukhei.
lucas: nice job, lisa.
policeman: yukhei and lisa.
lucas: fvck.
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ten: hey lisa, I like your top!
lucas: I have a name
lisa: oh my god
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kun: how do you end up crashing MY car at 3 in the holy morning?
lisa: well, we were on a vacation and we just went out for a fun drive in the mountains
kun: [arches brow]
lisa: then, there was a dear in the road and I was like "YUKHEI, DEER!"
kun: [turning to lucas] and what did you do?
lucas, embarrassed: I said, "yes, baby?"
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lisa: I don't have time for whatever this is
lucas: you have to talk to me. it's in your planner.
lisa: you can't just go in my planner and write "WONG YUKHEI" across Monday to Friday !
lucas: sure I can. you're also scheduled to give me a big kiss on the mouth later.
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operator: 991 what's your emergency?
lucas: my wife is going into labor and I don't know what to do.
operator: is this her first born?
lucas: no, this is her husband
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lisa: once yukhei texted me "your cute"
lisa: to which I responded, "no, YOU'RE cute."
lisa: and now we've on 7 dates and all I did was correct his grammar.
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sicheng: do you know that when you get a song stuck in your head, it's because your soulmate is singing it?
yangyang: oh, that's cool!
lucas: okay, but who the HELL has been singing doja cat's goddamned moo at three in the morning for the last five months?
lisa: *panics*
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lucas passing out pictures of lisa to people on the streets: you're welcome, you're welcome, no need to pay for being blessed
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lucas: that giant box from lisa is for me isn't it?
rosé: yes
lucas:... she's inside isn't she?
rosé: yes
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lucas: you are a lying cheating, piece of ass!
lisa: and you are a liar who thinks they can get away with everything they did. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD DARLING!
lucas: I'm moving out and I'm tAKING THE DOG WITH ME!
jisung, picking up the monopoly game board: I think we should stop playing now.
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jennie, testing lucas's loyalty to an extreme extent: would you kill a boat loaded of babies to save lisa?
lucas: yes... I don't know the babies
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lucas: we're a great couple, we're connected. it's like we finish each other's —
lisa: sandwiches?
lucas: sentences. why would I say —
lisa: sandwiches?
lucas: now I was going to say that
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lucas: a year ago, I married my best friend
lucas: taeyong and kun were mad at me, and they still are, but lisa and I were drunk and thought it was funny
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lisa: truth or dare?
lucas: truth.
lisa: do you want to kiss me?
lucas, sweating: dare.
lisa, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me.
lucas, turning away: never have I ever —
lisa: THATS NOT THE GAME
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btw, you guys can also do requests of what u want to read ; scenarios, one shots, and things like that :)
