Harry Potter Headcannons

75

Can you imagine Lily finding the Marauders Map and trying to open it.

Mr. Moony would like to ask Lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose.

Mr. Padfoot would like to tell Lily not to put the map down because he's quite looking forward to Mr. Prongs shitting his pants. 

Mr. Moony would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to stop saying shit.

Mr. Wormtail would like to tell Lily her hair looks nice today and also is Mr. Prongs doing okay?

Mr. Prongs is not doing okay.

Mr. Padfoot would to ask Lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often.

Mr. Prongs would like to say fuck you to Mr. Padfoot and would like to ask Lily if she ever had feelings for a lad named James Potter.

Mr. Moony would like to slam his head against a wall.

Mr. Wormtail things perhaps Lily should put this parchment down and walk away. 

Mr. Prongs does not want Lily to put this down as he's still waiting on an answer about the whole James Potter thing.

Mr. Padfoot is having the time of his life.

Mr. Padfoot would also like to say that this James fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. At least, that't Mr. Padfoot's impression.

Mr. Prongs would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP.

Mr. Moony apologizes to Lily.

Mr. Prongs would like to say the James Potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and Mr. Prongs had heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend.

Mr. Padfoot thinks Mr. Prongs is good at being subtle.

Mr. Prongs thinks Mr. Padfoot should stick his head up his ass.

And Lily's like "what the fuck"