Supernatural Season 12 Quotes

Episode 11

Regarding Dean

Dean: Right. Right. Yes, the Devil baby mama drama. Say that five times fast. Devil baby mama drama.  

Sam: This is serious. Look, I think Dean's been hexed, okay? He-He's been forgetting things.

Rowena: Maybe he's just drunk. Oi!

Sam: He's not drunk.  

Dean: First action in I don't know how long, and it's like it never even happened. Figures.

Sam: Ha. See, now that's comedy.  

Dean: I'm trying to read my lips. 'Now salsa you mittens.'

Sam: You can't read lips.

Dean: I can't read lips.  

Sam: Wait a second. So you can't break it?

Rowena: Oh, of course I could, but witchcraft this complex would take time, more than Dean's got. He's already begun to forget himself, everyone he's ever known, ever loved. Even you. Soon, he'll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then... Dean Winchester's going to die.

Dean: Sucks for that guy.  

Sam: You know, I've seen my brother die, but watching him become... not him... This might actually be worse.  

Dean: Okay. My name is Dean Winchester. Sam is my brother. Uh, Mary Winchester is my mom. And Cast- Cas is my best friend.  

Dean: Look at his face. Oh! Kind of like that time I ate all your Halloween candy. You remember that? Classic.

Sam: Not funny.  

Sam: You know I gotta be honest, I was actually, uh, a little jealous at first.

Dean: Of what? The curse that nearly killed me?

Sam: No, just, you know... Some of the things we've done, we've had this weight for... Forever. And seeing it gone, uh, you looked happy.

Dean: Huh. Well, look, was it nice to drop our baggage? Yeah, maybe. Hell, probably. But it wasn't just the crap that got lost. I mean, it was everything. It was us, it was what we do, you know? All of it. So... That's what happy looks like? I think I'll pass.  

Dean: Dude... If a witch got a clear shot of me, I would be dead, okay? I wouldn't be freakin' uh... Dory.

Sam: Dory?

Dean: I'm not gonna apologize for loving that fish. Not to you, not to anyone.

Rowena: From the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll?

Sam: I don't know. Uh, and I'm not checking either.

Sam: Uh, Dean, do you remember HBO?

Dean: Um...

Sam: Cinemax?

Dean: Skinemax.

Sam: Right. Okay. All right. If you're doing so well, name all the members of Bon Jovi.

Dean: Okay. Uh, we talkin' circa 1983?

Sam: Listen, man, I-I know we haven't had it easy lately. This thing with the Devil's kid and getting tossed into West Guantanamo makes me want to crawl into a bottle, too, sometimes, but... Dude, you're wrecked. And we got a case to work, so get it together, alright?