The Afternoon tea club: 2014 #WATTYS2014

Like the Prairie Dogs, Misty knows

Like the Prairie Dogs, Misty knows

By @LucindaLaFlaga....or is it? 

I see Shelly, Vine and Jade coming out of their science class, and I call out for them to wait up. But they just keep walking. Groaning, I call out again, but still no response. Great, I'm gonna have to run to catch up. And we all know how much I love running.

“Shelly! Vine!” I say when I catch up. “Jade! Why do you never wait for me?”

 Jade smirks, as if trying not to spoil some joke. “Who's Jade?” she laughs. “I'm John.”

 I sigh and laugh at the same time. “Alright, Jade has had a sex change. That answers that. Shelly?”

 Shelly laughs. “I'm Vine!”

 Vine joins in. “I'm Shelly!”

 Shelly, or whoever she is, turns to Vine, or whoever she is right now. “Shelly, Cinda needs an alter ego too!” Vine nods enthusiastically. “How about Misty?” Shelly asks, and then cracks up in laughter. “Cinda is MISTY!”

I crack up laughing too. “Really? Of all the names you could have chosen for me, MISTY? Really? Do I look like a 'Misty' to you?”

 “I dunno, Misty,” She laughs. “You look like a Misty to me.”

 And with that, MISTY WAS BORN.

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And now I'm thinking I have split personality. Misty seems to be a completely different person to me, a complete different persona. And she keeps taking over.

 “Misty?” Shelly, or Vine, asks in music class.

 My head snaps to face her. “Yes?” I say, but with Misty's intonation it sounds like Yus.

 Shelly cracks up, and I join in, and then we are trying to muffle our laughter after a dirty look from the music teacher. Or, Misty tries to muffle her laughter. Because Misty talks about herself in third person.

 All of a sudden, I feel myself fighting for control of my mind. I think Misty is trying to take over, someone help.....

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Ha! I'm free! I have control! Misty is in control! (If you recall, Misty talks about herself in third person).

 Misty has taken over from Cinda, the previous inhabitant of this body. Misty is more powerful and awesome than Cinda ever was. Cinda is trying desperately to regain control, but she is failing dismally against Misty. Cinda is also trying very hard not to make FMA (Fullmetal Alchemist) Greed/Ling references out of this situation.

 Misty is all of Cinda's bad qualities, or good qualities, depend on how you look at it. Misty is Cinda's selfishness, greed (Cinda laughed at that), her envy, and all her nastiness. Misty is unstoppable! Misty is also much stronger than Cinda. I mean, Cinda had a dream the other night that she killed two people, and she couldn't stop crying. Misty calls that, 'being a wimp'.

 Misty is the supreme half of this body.

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 Back to Cinda, thank god.

 Misty is insane. What have Shelly and I created?