Graystripe: *fart!*
Firestar: EWW THAT STINKS!!!!
Graystripe: sorry.... *fart!*
Firestar: STOP MAKING THAT NOISE!!!!!
Graystripe: sorry I can't yet. *fart!*
Firestar: WHY DOES THE NOISE STINK?!?!?!?!?!?
Graystripe: umm... *fart!* i ate some twoleg food....called beans. *fart!*
Firestar: when i lived with housefolk, they ate those....AND THEY SMELLED JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!
Graystripe: SORRY, OKAY?!?!?! *fart!*
Firestar: ITS GETTING WORSE!!!! ITs...its getting...*faints*
Graystripe: NOOOO I KILLED HIM WITH MY SMELL!!!! *fart!*
sorry, I'm running out of ideas. if anyone has any ideas, please let me know!
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Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
