1. Call Hailstar a she-cat
2. Sell all of Mistystar's shoes
3. Say Hawkfrost is the best
4. Yell 'Mistystar loves Firestar' every two seconds
5. Eat all of Jayfeather's cupcakes and start a war with Thunderclan
6. Sing 'Just dance' very off key
7. Kill Leopardstar
8. Say Hawkfrost is the leader of the clan
9. Wear Mudfur's baseball cap
10. Steal Leopardstar's lip gloss
11. Yell, "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" in every cat's face
12. Crush the camp with a steamroller
13. Roll in fox dung and rub on Mistystar
14. When some cat is sick, yell "911!!!911!!! I KNOW CPR!!!!!!!!"
15. Bake a pie and throw it in Leopardstar's face
16. Use the kits on your TV show called "Teaching kits to fly"
17. Put chewed bubblegum in all the nests
18. Give Mistystar a haircut
19. Tell the kits to play with all the fresh-kill, and help them destroy it
20. Make Leopardstar eat deathberries
Special thanks to @warriorcatgirl for giving me this spoof idea and 9 of these ideas
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Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
