Crowfeather: Breezepelt, how many times must I tell you? DON'T. EAT. THE. RED. BERRIES!!!!!!!!!
Breezepelt: they look soooo good though!
Lionblaze: EAT THEM! EAT THEM! EAT THEM!
Crowfeather: LIONBLAZE DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE???? no, don't answer that.
Breezepelt: why would I die?
Lionblaze: because of your lack of brains.
Crowfeather: because, Breezpelt, those berries are-
Lionblaze: SUPER YUMMY NOW EAT THEM!!!!!!!!
Breezepelt: *eats one* hmmm
Lionblaze: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowfeather: that was a test, those weren't really death berries, they are juniper berries painted red!!
Lionblaze: so you think....I REPLACED THEM WITH REAL DEATH BERRIES!!
Crowfeather: AND I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT, SO I PUT MORE PAINTED JUNIPER!!!!!
1 moon later......
Lionblaze: AND I-I i replaced the juniper with death berries.....
Crowfeather: and i didn't have a chance to replace the death berries, which means....*looks at Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: *is dead*
Lionblaze: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
