Squirrelflight: GET YOUR PIES HERE!!!! ONLY $5000 a pie! and limit one pie per customer! we have apple, pumpkin, cherry, juniper, and mouse! topping choises include cinnamon, catmint, nutmeg, and sugar! only 2 toppings a pie! each topping adds $10 to the cost! GET YOUR ONE AND ONLY PIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloudtail: now we wait for the customers.
Squirrelflight: *eating pies* THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA CLOUDTAIL!!!!!!!!! you want a pie? I'll lower the cost for your pie to $500 and 50 cents a topping!
Cloudtail: sure, I'll have a mouse pie with sugar and catmint. *hands her the money*
Squirrelflight: *makes pie and gives it to him*
Cloudtail: *takes bite* THIS IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!
Squirrelflight: that's right, two-legs! ONLY $5000 A PIE AND $10 DOLLARS A TOPPING!!!!!! THE BEST DEAL ANYWHERE!!!!!! GET YOURS NOW!!!!!!!
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Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
FanfictionWhere warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago...
