Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-

Spoof 38

Jayfeather: *singing* oooooh, how I love my stick stick stick! I love it so much, its the best stick eva! my stick and I will stick together always!!!! My stick is the best-

Hawkfrost: *walks over and breaks Jayfeather's stick*

Jayfeather: ..............

Hawkfrost: what are you going to do now, sing you love your splinters?

Jayfeather: oooooh, how I love my new splinters, I got them today, they are better then any stick, because there are more!!!!!! I love my splinters-

Hawkfrost: *picks up splinters and throws them off a cliff*

Jayfeather: ............... *idea* OOOOH, how I love Hawkfrost, he is my fave Hawkfrost, I call him Hawkfrosty he is so awesome-

Hawkfrost: *throws himself off cliff*

Jayfeather: IT WORKED!!!! Oh, how I love to sing, and I'll never stop until I die-

Hawkfrost: *comes back from dark forest* I CAN HERE YOU FROM UP THERE!!!! *throws Jayfeather off cliff* oh crud, now he will come haunt me in the dark forest......

Jayfeather: *in starclan* well, at least I can see now....