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apologies, my fellows. I will not be writing the smut since i want to keep the plot going. I'll write it later if i have time.  I'm gonna try to finish this story quickly, since my parents are adding this parental controls thing to my computer any day now. If I'm not on wattpad or anything for a month or more, assume that I won't be on until next American school year. Sorry, my dudes. Now, let's get the story started!

I woke up the next morning with my arms still wrapped around Todoroki's waist. He was still sleeping, his beautiful eyes closed peacefully. I slowly rolled out of bed, making an effort not to wake him. My mind was still racing, processing what had happened and what I had done last night. 

I took a quick shower, thankful to finally be able to be clean, for God's sake. I hadn't taken a shower in ages, due to the constant flow of action and running away from the cops and murder. Stepping out of the shower, I felt like a new person. I blow dried my hair, not wanting to be seen by anyone with wet hair. I looked like a swamp monster what with my green hair. I put on a pair of clothes that I had set out for myself. White dress shirt, black dress pants, slim black tie, what I had worn since the day I became a villain. Something felt off about the getup today, though. I felt as if something was missing, and I knew exactly what it was.

I sneaked out of the bathroom, walking past a still sleeping Todoroki. Honestly, he could sleep like a log. I picked up Todoroki's black hoodie that he gave me the first day I met him, and tugged it over my head. I pulled the hood up over my head and smiled. Perfect.

I walked downstairs to the villain bar for breakfast, ignoring the fact that Spinner was, once again, strapping all of the goddamn kitchen knives to his makeshift sword. The bar was strangely busy that day. Dabi and Tomura were arguing over something. Mr. Compress was making some sort of alcoholic drink behind the bar, which was probably due to his wanting to drown out the loud noise of Twice's arguing with himself. Mustard, who was recently rescued from the police, was sitting in the corner, smiling dumbly to himself as Camie iced a wound on his cheek.

Camie smiled and waved at me when she saw me. "Morning, Deku! How'd you sleep?"

"Fine." I answered shortly. I really didn't want to talk with anyone right now. I needed to plan. Today was the day when Todoroki and I would kill Endeavor, but I needed a plan. I, as well as Todoroki, knew where he was, most likely, residing. I knew, as a villain, to go where they would expect you to go, and, chances are, they won't check there. Reverse psychology, in a way.

If we were to find him, we would need to give up the idea of killing him painfully. We just needed to get rid of him. That was top priority right now. We'd do what Todoroki first suggested, shoot him through the window unexpectedly. That would be simple, easy, and we'd be home by lunchtime.

A loud boom echoed throughout the bar, followed by loud cursing using mostly the words "fuck" and "Endeavor." I turned around in my bar stool to see Todoroki struggling to get up from falling down the stairs. His hair was wet and messy, and he was wearing a fluffy gray cat onesie, which was far too small on him, as it was mine.

I sighed, laughing internally. "Sleeping Beauty had awoken."

Todoroki slumped down in the bar stool next to me, scowling. "Shut up. Just get me coffee."

I stood up and walked behind to bar to brew some. "Normally, I'd tell you to make it, but I want some too. How'd you sleep, love?"

"Terribly. I'm used to at least thirteen hours of sleep, but I got closer to ten. I blame you." Todoroki rubbed his eyes.

"Get used to not getting sleep. Villains work at night." I took a sip of my coffee, then passed him his. 

Camie walked out of the kitchen, smiling. She had abandoned Mustard and had taken up cooking instead. She held plates piled high with toast and hash browns. "Breakfast, you guys!" She started passing out plates.

Tomura nodded in appreciation, his argument with Dabi forgotten. "Thank you, Camie. Finally, good food. We haven't had that since Kurogiri got arrested and Deku took his place because Deku could ruin water."

I shot a blank at him, startling him off of his bar stool. He fell off of his bar stool a lot, for some reason. "Shut up! 'Least I can make drinks. You couldn't tell red wine for water!" 

Todoroki put his hand on my shoulder. "Beat him up later. I'm too tired to deal with one of your rampages."

I rolled my eyes. "Fine." I said, unwillingly, I might add. I really wanted to beat Tomura's sorry excuse for an ass. Todoroki ate breakfast, but I opted out, which may have offended Camie. I didn't want to eat too much, though. I would move slower. I ate one of those disgusting energy bars instead that taste like sawdust.

Todoroki disappeared back upstairs once I told him that a too-small cat onesie wasn't appropriate attire for killing your dad. He came downstairs a few minutes later wearing his trademark  I Hate Endeavor hoodie and sweatpants. 

I shouldered my backpack. "Ready to go?"

Todoroki nodded, his eyes the only thing that revealed his panic. "Yeah."

once again, apologizing for the lack of smut. I might update later tonight, if my parents don't download the shitty thing that can even go into incognito mode. INCOGNITO MODE. Mineta needs this, not me. 

Thanks for listening to my rant and adios enchiladas,

~R

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