Hanzo Hasashi x Kuai Liang

Healing

Kuai was happy to stay with his boyfriend Hanzo for the time being. Since his brother wasn't in the house as often he got lonely.

"So how are you feeling?" Hanzo asked while placing Kuai's cup of coffee in front of him.

"A lot better." He took a quick sip. "How's everything at the company?"

"I hate the new ones who joined us. Bitches. All of them."

Kuai chuckled. "They can't be that bad."

"I can't stand a even a second with them. To be honest... I think they are all flirts with almost everyone."

"Oh?" Kuai took a sip and seemed intrigued on what Hanzo will say now.

"They're hornier than rabbits"

Kuai choked on his coffee and began to laugh. "You're kidding!"

"I'm serious! Sometimes they fuck teachers"

"By the gods Hanzo! You're too much sometimes."

"But you like it" he smirked.

"Well I can't deny that." He gave him a quick kiss on the lips. "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure"

"Do you have a razor?"

"For?"

"I'm thinking of shaving my beard off... I feel like I look old"

"Uh... I might have one..." Hanzo loved Kuai's beard. He was in no way letting him shave it off. He got up and went to the restroom to find a fresh new one.

One left. Well. For him there was another option. He walked back and opened up the window in the dining room.

"Here you are"

Kuai was about to reach for it and Hanzo quickly threw it out the window. They both heard someone yell out "WHO the fuck just threw a razor!?".

"Oh no. My only razor left. What ever shall I do?" Hanzo pretended to act shocked about what just happened. He quickly closed the window and saw the look on Kuai's face. It was just pure surprise.

"You could have just lied. Or tell me no."

"But then you might find it"

"You didn't have to throw it out the window" he gave a chuckle.

They both turned when the doorbell rang. Hanzo got up to answer it. He looked down to see Takeda with a little box and a woman with blue hair. He picked Takeda up and looked at the woman.

"Can I help you?"

"Where is he?" She asked.

"I'm sorry?"

"Where is Kuai?"

"Well not here. Goodbye" he tried to close the door but her foot was in the way. "Move your foot"

"You're a horrible liar. Kuai!!!"

Kuai groaned. "What do you want Frost??"

"To chat about-"

"Not interested!!" And with that Hanzo finally closed the door. He put Takeda down and ran up to Kuai.

"Hi mister uncle Hanzo's um" he looked at the label on the box. "sexy man friend? Hi!"

Kuai couldn't help but laugh at the fact he heard him say that. Hanzo blushed and also laughed about it.

"I made cool cookies with Papa Ermac and brought you some. You can share with uncle Hanzo."

Kuai smiled and pat the boys head. "Thank you"

"I can do the splits! Look!" And the boy went into it immediately.

Hanzo and Kuai laughed at how quickly he just randomly did that. Takeda got up and hugged Kuai.

"What's your name?"

"It's Kuai"

"Bye bye uncle Kuai" he walked over to Hanzo and hugged him. "Bye uncle Hanzo"

He walked to the door and opened it. He slammed it shut and ran to Kuai. They heard muffled curses.

"The woman looked mean and icy so I shut the door on her finger"

Kuai smiled. "Thank you for that"

"Don't encourage him to do that!"

"You encouraged him to flip a woman off just yesterday"

"Shut up"

Kuai looked down to see Takeda get up on the chair and sit on his lap.

"He likes you" Hanzo said.

"Not as much as you uncle Hanzo" Takeda pulled out a juice box he had in his pocket and opened it.

"He got you there" Kuai chuckled.

Takeda looked at Kuai's forehead. "Why do you have a red dot on your head?"

"Hanzo!! Get down!!" He held onto Takeda protecting him and ducked with Hanzo behind the couch as shots fired. Glass began to break around them one by one. The gun fire stopped and soon Frost bursted into the apartment.

"Is everyone alright??"

"We're fine. Takeda?" Hanzo looked at him as he chugged the juice box.

"I'm a little scared."

Frost quickly made a call about the sudden shooting at Hanzo's home.

"What a great way to spend my little vacation." Hanzo's mumbled.