Harry Potter Characters x Reader One Shots

Fred

At Hogwarts, you were just as infamous for pranks as the twins were, if not more. Anything they would do, you could one up it and while George thought it was funny, you knew it was driving Fred completely crazy.

You liked Fred and liked seeing him all flustered over you. It was really cute to know he cared. Unfortunately for you, everyone knew he has had an 'on again, off again' thing with Angelina for some time now but he never seemed happy with her and that was the worst part. You obviously didn't say anything to him but he was your best friend and you could tell he was unhappy.

The twins latest prank was putting exploding dye bombs in some broom closets around the school so that when Filch opened them, pink dye would go everywhere. It was clever yet you knew that you could do better. You had a better idea then that.

You covered the entire second floor corridors in pink items. Paint, streamers, confetti, glitter, feathers, and more. It looked like a baby shower threw up in there. The spray paint was sending a toxic smell through the castle but luckily no one woke from it. After you had set up everything in the dark of the night you snuck back to the common room and slept.

In the morning you did your normal routine for the morning but as you were about to head down you noticed your hands were slightly pink from last night. You tried scrubbing it off but it was stained and so you just put on a pair of gloves and went down to the great hall for breakfast.

People in the great hall were whispering about the second floor. People were rushing out to see it for themselves and mostly everyone could guess it was you who did it. You spotted the almost identical red heads and pushed your way between the two of them.

"Morning twins. Sleep well?" You say trying your best to act not suspicious.

"Yeah we did but we can imagine that you didn't after setting all that up..." George smirks.

"What ever do you mean Georgie?" You say 'innocently'.

Suddenly Fred grabs your hand which makes it tingle and pulls off the gloves. He just looks from the pink spatters all over your hand and back to you with an unimpressed look.

"Oops?" You say with a sheepish grin.

He just shoves your shoulder and tries to fight back a smile. You could tell it annoyed him but he also was having fun with this.

Seeing as Fred and George were on the quidditch team, they were going to a match soon against Slytherin. You wished them luck as they headed to warm up at the pitch. You hung out with some dorm mates until you went to the pitch yourself to watch the game.

Madam Hootch blew her whistle and the quaffle went up. The chasers sped off and Malfoy and Harry were both trying to scout out the snitch. The points were close through the entire game yet Gryffindor was leading by a small amount.

About 45 minutes in to the game, Fred hit a bludger that hit Draco right in the gut. The stands all 'oooh'ed at this and Malfoy went down. You can't say you felt bad for him though. With no competition for the snitch, Harry caught it in no time and Gryffindor won.

You ran down to the pitch to congratulate your friends and found Fred and Angelina and they looked like they were getting into a heated argument. George was trying to break them up but he was being ignored. You ran up to them and tried helping George break them up.

"Woahhh, woah! What's the matter with you two?!" You say trying to pull them away from each other.

"Oh great, of course SHE has to show up here right now!" Angelina says rolling her eyes. You had a feeling she didn't like you but she had never been so blunt about it before.

"Excuse me?!" You say offended and shocked.

"DON'T SPEAK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!" Fred screams and George is beginning to struggle to hold Fred back from pouncing on her.

"SHE is the reason we have relationship problems. SHE the reason we constantly fight. SHE'S THE REASON YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!" Angelina screams.

"What are you on about you crazy witch?!?" Fred questions.

"You obviously like her when you are supposed to be MY boyfriend!" She says. "She's just a dumb slut who want to get down and dirty and then ditch you!" She glares in your direction.

"HA! You know I'd try to see things from your perspective but I don't think I can get my head that far up my ass!" You reply and cross your arms.

"You whore!" She shrieks. "Stop trying to steal my boyfriend!"

"I think if he really wanted to be your boyfriend,  this wouldn't be happening and wouldn't be a problem right about now..." you say pretending to think.

"Your the only problem here bitch!" She says almost at a loss for words.

"You know you have everyday of your life to be an asshole, why don't you take today off?"

"Why don't you... Uhhh... kill yourself!" She seemed so proud of herself for that one.

"Leave Angelina! I never want to see you again Fred screams.

"Ugh! Whatever!" She says before stomping away like an elephant on drugs.

"I'm uh... gonna get our brooms and... things..." George says before running off to the change rooms.

"She used to be nice ya know? Not an utter idiot." Fred sighs and looks down

"I know Freddy, I know..." You say rubbing circles on his back.

"I'm sorry about what she said, you don't deserve to wrapped up in our mess." Fred he said looking to you.

"Oh please, I can handle her!" You say confidently. "I'm okay but are you?"

"Yeah... I'm fine... I was never very into her anyways." He shrugs his shoulders.

"Well that's... good?... I guess?" You say not really sure how to respond to that.

"She knew I liked someone else, that's why she was so angry with me." He said.

"Oh, thank makes sens-" you were cut off by Frend placing his hand behind your neck and pulling you into a kiss. It was a loving kiss that didn't last long because he pulled away alimony as fast as he started it.

"Oh god... I'm so so sorry Y/N! I don't know what I was thinki-" this time you were the one who cut him off with a kiss yet this one lasted longer. You were enjoying your little moment until you can hear George wolf whistling from a distance. You both sort of smile in the kiss but you don't pull away.

"GET A ROOM!" George yells before disappearing back into the change rooms.

Let's just say Angelina kept her distance and Gryffindor had found themselves a new AND IMPROVED staring chaser.

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Wow I finished this pre fast. I didn't even have this as a draft or an idea.

I love roasting the shit out of people in my stories cause I never actually get the chance to say it to someone irl :)

I don't really have anything else to say so see ya...

~Cat