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Today is Kusuo's birthday and what kind of best friend am I if I don't give him a gift. Kusuo teleported to my house a few days ago and saw my not so good condition and asked if I was okay, I half-lied to him and told him I was sick and didn't want him to waste his time on me. Technically I'm not lying because I do have a disease, I like to think of it as constructive deception.
"Wallet, check. Purse check. Charger, Check. Keys, Check. Phone, Check. Sanity, not too sure. Seems like I got everything. Ryan watch the house for me while I'm gone okay." I say petting Ryan's head and he responding with an ear-bleeding screech. I walk outside my house and lock the door and walk to the grocery store.
The walk took about 10 minutes and I'm out of breath, I need to exercise more. I walk to the isle with coffee jelly and buy 10 packs of 3. 'I wonder if this is enough' I thought to myself look inside the bag. "Better be the cashier looked at me as if I had some kind of weird fetish for these things." I mumble to myself. I then walked to the pharmacy for 5 minutes to print out some pictures of kusuo and I. There were 3 pictures I printed out the first one was Kusuo and I as kids and I fell into mud and he was laughing at me. The second was Kusuo using his telekinesis and we were both floating upside down. The last is my favorite because it was taken last year and it was us two at the beach just hanging out. I payed for the pictures and the frames, but then I felt my chest contract very tightly.
"Um do you guys have a bathroom?" I smiled to hide the pain.
"Yes just go to the back and it's the second door on your left." The cashier said.
"Thank you." I grabbed my bag and did a quick speed walk to the bathroom and locked the door. Just in the nick of time the second I reached the toilet bowl I coughed out blood and more flower petals. 'Maybe I should buy some pain killers.' I flushed the toilet, rinsed my mouth and washed hands. I buy some pain killers and take some on my way back to my house. 'I wonder how long I can keep this up.'
~ Time skip 3 hours ~
I got to Kusuo's house and knocked on the door. I didn't know who was going to answer, so in case it was him I readied myself to tackle him. The doorknob started to jiggle a bit and I begin to see pink air and I already knew. The door opened and I attacked Kusuo the second I got a good visual.
"Happy birthday Kusuo!!" I tackled him, but he didn't budge so I'm just latched onto him like a koala.
"Good grief." I detached myself from and handed him my present.
"Let's go inside I want you to open your present!"
"You didn't have to get me anything you know." he said nonchalantly.
"I know, but I wanted to anyways. Now come on open it."
Kusuo sets the box on the kitchen counter and slowly unwraps it and I just stare at him with stars in my eyes the whole time.
"You're creeping me out Y/n."
"Silence mortal and look at your gift."
Kusuo looks down completely out of words and without saying anything he just hugged me.
"Oof remember I'm not a super human and you are, you're going to break my spine." I squeak and after 10 back breaking seconds he finally let me go.
"Man Y/n I thought these pictures were lost and you somehow manage to find them. Thank you for that."
"What can I say aren't I the best person in the world." I say with confidence. Now I know how All Might feels every time he spits out blood cause I feel it crawling up my throat right now. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick go and pick a movie you want to watch." He only nodded and I headed up the stairs and into the bathroom. When I reached to toilet I coughed up some blood again.
I got back downstairs to see that he already had the popcorn and snacks I bought and the movie set up. "Hey where's your mom."
"They went I cause I told them to."
"That's a bit mean."
"I told them I wanted to spend time with you, besides I'm using clairvoyance and they're having the time of their life."
"Okay then, so what movie did you pick?" I asked sitting on the couch.
"Rush hour with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan."
"Aw hell yeah!" I screamed.
"My eardrums ow."
"You'll live now silence homosapien the movie is starting."
"Good grief."
~ After watch all 3 rush hours 11 p.m. ~
"Ow my stomach hurts I laughed to much."
"Or it was all the candy that you ate."
"I am offended! I choked on an M&M laughing and you laughed at me and didn't do anything!" (wbrowneyes_)
"I couldn't hear your choking over the joke." Kusuo laughed.
"Couldn't hear over the joke my ass!" I got up and cleaned up our mess, "Hey Kusuo can you teleport me to my house it's kind of late."
"Good grief, you're lucky I actually like you."
"Was that a compliment or?"
"Don't ask."
He then teleported us to my house and I waved him goodbye after about 10 minutes. I was really tired and so I quickly brushed my teeth and changed my clothes. I tried to sleep, but my chest just keeps getting tighter.