Living In Harmony || A Dumb Fanfic Moments/Harry Styles Fanfic ||

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Recap:

"I believe your standing on my mirror." He said, and I felt relief deluge my system as turned to look at him. "Zayn! We thought you were dead!" I exclaimed, not caring how straight forward I sounded, and Niall nodded as he gripped my shoulder tightly.

　

"Yeah..we did.." He retched, and my concern returned with a vengeance as I looked at him.

　

"Are you okay Niall?" I asked, expecting him to be relieved to, but he shook his head.

　

"No, my battery is running out." He informed before crumpling down to his knee's in a quandary.

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After Niall had recovered from his near fainting spell, the two of us with an irritated Zayn made our way back over to the limo which was expectantly M.I.A. By now I had grown so use to being abandoned that it didn't faze me, but Niall who still on a short fuse hit the roof and yelled about 'inconsiderate miscreants' the whole walk to the court house. 

Fifteen minutes later the three of crawled into the court house, Zayn trotting in like a prize pony and me and Niall staggering like wounded dogs because we were both overheated like you wouldn't believe. 

You'd think that fanfic world would at least offer you a warm breeze to cool you off, but no everything here had to be unbearable for inhabitents of the outside world. 

After being reunited with snooty Harry, and peppy Kylie the three of us were then ushered into the chestnut brown courtroom where we recovered from our unavoidable heat exhaustion just in time to view what was probably the craziest court hearing I'd ever witness. 

First Kylie quoted Shakespeare horribly as she gave her testimony against the couple who owned Prada, and why they should refund her two grand. 

Then during Harry's testimony he bribed the judge to let them win the case with a date, which made me and Niall double over in embarassment for both Harmony Harry and the real Harry. 

Next the couple who owed prada rose to the stand, but they didn't have much to say except they were willinging to refund Kylie the amount she paid, and fire the salesman. 

If I had been Kylie I would've taken that deal, and dropped this whole thing but instead Kylie grabbed the judges hammer and tried to attack them while screaming about how they were liars. I think someone forgot to take their sanity pill. 

Once everyone had recovered from that our lawyer (aka. The Doctor from Doctor Who), rose up to state his opinion on the case, but no one was convinced until he went back in time and brought back a t-rex that gave me an anxiety attack, because me and Jurassic Park have a rocky history. 

Finally though after enduring two hours of insanity, and Niall ripping the hairs from his head the judge made her final judgement and Kylie walked away proudly with her two grand.