Avengers Preferences [COMPLETED]

As vines

Steve:

So how did you take down captain America?
We shot him in ze legs because his shield is ze size of a dinner plate und he iz an idiot.

Nat: 

I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

Tony: 

Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

Thor:

Hi, my name's Chelsea, what's your favourite dinner food?

Loki:

Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves, I'll go first. I. hate you. 

Bucky:

I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger

Wanda:

*Obama trying to dunk cookies in milk*

Bruce:

Blades are for skating. Ya dingus

Stephen:

Is that a mushroom on your shirt? Aww, I'm a failure 

Peter:

Me and eric are gonna go vandalise some stuff