Um,,, anyways (yikes sorry)
I SWEAR I LIKE THIS BOOK I JUST... HIATUS!
"Oh great, what do you goons want?" Jack questioned as he was corned at school by Zayn and Liam
Liam shot Zayn a look "Think he's insulting us"
Zayn hummed thoughtfully "Which is kinda crazy, seen as we hold his relationship in our hands"
Jack scoffed "What are you idiots talking about?"
"Oh nothing much" Liam muttered "You know, just plain old casual cheating"
Jack shook his head "Right, whatever" he pushed past Zayn and Liam, but only made it as far as Troye, who was standing a foot or so behind them with a raised brow
"And here I was thinking we'd shared something memorable" the blonde sighed "That kinda hurts"
Jack gaped at Troye for a moment before shaking his head "I have no idea what you're talking about, buddy"
"Buddy? What happened to baby?" Troye quizzed, grinning
"You're crazy-"
"I guess this video is crazy as well then" Liam said, holding up his phone
Jack turned back around immediately, eyes widening as he saw the phone screen. He went to grab the phone, but Liam snatched it away
"Not a chance!" Zayn told him
Jack swallowed, huffing out a bitter laugh "What are you-" he scoffed "Are you planning to do something with that?"
"Not if you cooperate" Liam replied
Jack turned to look at Troye "And you?" He asked "You know this video shows you-"
Troye shrugged "I look good" he stated "Kinda proud of it, actually"
Jack turned back to Zayn and Liam "What do you want?"
"Gender equality, a fair pay rise for junior doctors, no child living in poverty. You know? The usual stuff" Zayn listed "But you breaking up with Louis also works"
"No chance!" Jack spat
"Oh, so you're okay with this being sent around the entire school?" Liam asked
"What and embarrass Louis in the process?" Jack shot back "Great idea, idiots"
"More embarrassing that he's dating you, to be honest" Zayn muttered
"Okay so we won't share it, we'll just show him ourselves" Liam told Jack
Jack shook his head "I'll tell him it's an old video"
Troye raised a brow "Dude I've been blonde for like, two weeks"
"Whatever" Jack spat "Show him!" he said bitterly "You know it's his fault anyway" Jack gritted out "He doesn't like to- he won't ever-"
"How are you blaming Louis right now?" Liam raised his voice
"Because he won't do more than kiss me" Jack snapped "Like we're little kids or something-"
Zayn pounced forward at this, Liam pulled him back and quickly stepping front of him when Jack squared up
"You gonna hit me, Malik?" Jack asked with a bitter laugh
Liam spoke up "Don't fucking tempt us"
Jack shook his head "Show him, I don't care" he said finally "Might make him feel guilty for not wanting to take it further" he continued "Might even use it tonight to teach him how to give a-"
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The Impending Doom of Neighbours (Stylinson)
FanfictionHarry and Louis aren't together. Harry is just rude, possessive and a little too rough; Louis has always hated Harry for the way that he treats him, until he doesn't (amazing cover by the lovely @larryent)
