Sword Gorl: BOW BENEATH ME PEASANTS
Art Kitty: WANHEDA WILL RISE
I'm always forgotten: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robotic Gay: Love how my teammates are being all badass and shit while I'm just over here in a corner
Dr. Plant: Lol same
Robotic Gay: Your teammates aren't badass at all who you trying to fool
Dr. Plant: I wanna argue but you're right
Uncultured Swine CLARKE GET BACK HERE YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS
Art Kitty: I'LL PAY WITH YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
Cockroach: OCTAVIA YOU CAN'T JUST THROW YOUR GUN AT MY HEAD
Sword Gorl: I JUST DID YOU CORNFLAKE WHORE
Cockroach: Bellamy your little sister is satanic
Sword Gorl: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!
Sword Gorl: I AM NOT SIMPLY SATANIC YOU CATATONIC DILDO I AM SATAN
Art Kitty: OCTAVIA calm yourself I need you to throw your gun with full rage at the end of the match
Sword Gorl: Fiiiiiine
Sword Gorl: Who can I throw it at
Art Kitty: Bellamy duh
Uncultured Swine: WTF SOMEONE HELP ME
Robotic Gay: Ha I see the guy at the front desk and guess what
Uncultured Swine: What
Robotic Gay: He has air pods in and he can't hear you
Uncultured Swine: Really
Robotic Gay: I'm dead serious
Dr. Plant: *Sirus
Robotic Gay: OKAY THAT'S IT YOU HAD NO RIGHT I WILL FIND YOU I WILL HUNT YOU I WILL END YOU
Dr. Plant: Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I'm always forgotten: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Cockroach: Jeez what happened
I'm always forgotten: So Jasper was trying to be all cool and shit so he tried to jump over one of those wall things but he FUCKING TRIPPED and fell down so I shot him in the ear and the bullets still there
Cockroach: Oh my god I love you
Sword Gorl: Why I am I dating that dork
Robotic Gay: When I'm here? No idea
Art Kitty: rAVEN
Weedeater3000: Ok damn drag me then
Art Kitty: Back to the action
Uncultured Swine: 10 seconds left
Art Kitty: TAV NOW!!
Sword Gorl: REYES PLAY MY THEME SONG
Die Motherfucker Die by Dope starts playing over the intercom
IRL
Octavia runs up a ramp, which isn't allowed and jumps off screaming "COWABUNGA MOTHAFUCKERS!!!!!!" And hits Bellamy square in the face with her plastic Nerf gun knocking him down, the staff doesn't notice any of this as they are trying to figure out how someone hacked their intercom and started playing Die Motherfucker Die in front of a bunch of 6-year-olds, while some teenage girl was dying of laughter.
AN: Two updates in one day??!?!?!?! Wow I'm feeling generous, not much else to say so ciao for now -H☆
