Sword Gorl: GUYS GET OVER HERE I HAVE AN IDEA
I'm always forgotten: Wassup
Robotic Gay: I've arrived, your lives are now worth living
Dr. Plant: What's your idea
Uncultured Swine: HOW DOES THAT WORK EVERY TIME
Uncultured Swine: NONE OF YOU HAVE NOTIFICATIONS ON BUT WHENEVER ANYONE TEXTS THE GROUPCHAT YOU'RE ALL SUDDENLY HERE
Sword Gorl: So are you
Uncultured Swine: Fuck
Ferrari Slut: That's a no-no word Bellamy
Uncultured Swine: Says the one with slut in her name
Ferrari Slut: Slut isn't a no-no word
Ferrari Slut: It just means a woman with many sexual partners
Uncultured Swine: Wow brag much
Ferrari Slut: It's the truth
Uncultured Swine: Surreeeee
Ferrari Slut: You're just mad cause I get more pussy than you
Momma June: JOJO'S A BOTTOM
Ferrari Slut: CLARKE'S A FUCKWAD
Robotic Gay" "Jojo"
Ferrari Slut: So
Robotic Gay: Jojo Siwa
Ferarri Slut: NO
Sword Gorl: Can we get back to my idea
Uncultured Swine: oh yeah sorry we got sidetracked
Sword Gorl: We should do a big Secret Santa
Uncultured Swine: O it's literally Christmas Eve
Sword Gorl: We still have time
Dr. Plant: We have 9 hours
Sword Gorl: Ok so we all get 5 hours to pick a gift for our person and when time is up, we meet at Clork's house
Momma June: Why is it always my house
Cockroach: Well I live in the basement of a diner
Ferrari Slut: What kinda Riverdale shit...
Cockroach: Oh yeah we never told you
Cockroach: So basically the last owner of the diner gave it to me and my parents are dead and I can't afford the house so I live there in the basement
I'm always forgotten: Which is a fuckin storm bunker
I'm always forgotten: That thing could literally survive the nuclear holocaust
Dr. Plant: Honestly yeah
Dr. Plant: And my parents won't let me have any more than 3 people over after ya'll trashed everything in the basement
Weedeater3000: And my apartment is dummy small
I'm always forgotten: Also Josephine and Raven pretty much already live there
Uncultured Swine: And Abby actually likes us
Ferrari Slut: She's like never home
Uncultured Swine: Exactly
Momma June: Uhg fine
Momma June: Everyone will meet here at 9
Momma June: If you're late too bad I'm going to lock you out
