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Weedeater3000: y'all 

Weedeater: Y'all 

Weedeater3000: Y'ALL 

Uncultured Swine: WHAT 

Weedeater3000: We should all hang out 

Weedeater3000: We haven't had a meetup with all the delinquents in a while 

Robotic Gay: True 

Cockroach: Damn when did we all last hang out 

Dr.Plant: April 20th 

Robotic Gay: How do you remember the date 

Dr.Plant: It was 4/20 

Dr.Plant: Also Octavia swan dived out a window 

Sword Gorl: I have no regerts 

Sword Gorl: *regerts 

Sword Gorl: WHAT THE FUCK 

Sword Gorl: r e g r e t s 

Cockroach: Do you just sense when people say your name and pop up 

Sword Gorl: Yes 

Sword Gorl: It's a gift 

Weedeater3000: EVERYONE FOCUS ON ME AGAIN 

Weedeater3000: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THE FAIR TOMORROW

Weedeater3000: ANY QUALMS 

 Robotic Gay: Sounds dope     

Cockroach: I'm down 

I'm always forgotten: Yeet 

Sword Gorl: ^^

Uncultured Swine: ^^ 

Dr. Plant: ^^ 

Weedeater3000: Mom? 

Weedeater300: I MEAN UUHHHHHHHHH MAN YUP THAT'S WHAT I SAID 

Sword Gorl: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Robotic Gay: Jas it's ok I'm pretty sure we all call her mom 

Cockroach: Kinky 

Uncultured Swine: Shut up Murphy 

Art Kitty: Who? 

Weedeater3000: Ahhhhh this isn't awkward 

Art Kitty: ???????????? 

Art Kitty: Bellamy already answered 

Art Kitty: I'll go btw, so will Josie but she's too lazy to grab her phone right now so she asked me to tell you guys 

Weedeater3000: Yay mom is going 

Art Kitty: WHAT 

Art Kitty: I'M NOT A MOM WTF 

Weedeater3000: Yes you are 

Cockroach: Yes you are 

Dr. Plant: Yes you are 

 I'm always forgotten: Yes you are 

Uncultured Swine: Yes you are 

Sword Gorl: Yes you are 

Ferrari Slut: Yes you are 

Robotic Gay: Yes you are 

Art Kitty: Babe wtf 

Art Kitty: You're supposed to be on my side 

Robotic Gay: it's true tho 

Art Kitty:  :'( 

Weedeater3000: "babe" 

Art Kitty: AND 

Weedeater3000: NOTHING MOM 

Art Kitty: SHUT UP 

Sword Gorl: Wait 

Art Kitty: Octavia no 

Cockroach: Octavia yes 

Sword Gorl changed "Art Kitty's" Name to "Momma Kitty" 

Sword Gorl updated "Momma Kitty's" Privileges 

Momma Kitty: WHY CAN'T I CHANGE IT BACK 

Sword Gorl: Hah 

Momma Kitty: Rae help 

Robotic Gay: Sorry not sorry 

Cockroach: BOUT WHAT I SAID 

Cockroach: I'M JUST TRYNA HAVE SOME FUN 

Weedeater3000: Do not start

Momma Kitty: Pretty evident you two won't be any help 

Momma Kitty: Monty? 

Dr. Plant: hMMMMMMMMM nope 

Momma Kitty: Bellamy? 

Uncultured Swine: Do you think this would still be my name if I was able to change it 

Momma Kitty: Idk 

Sword Gorl: Looks like you're stuck with it 

I'm always forgotten: Ahem 

Sword Gorl: Shit

I'm always forgotten: Now do I decide to do nothing to spite Clarke or do I change it back as revenge for always forgetting me

I'm always forgotten: Spite or revenge the age-old question 

I'm always forgotten: Spite wins

Momma Kitty: DAMNIT 

Ferrari Slut: Never fear for I am here 

Momma Kitty: JOSIE PLEASE 

Ferrari Slut: What do I get out of it 

Momma Kitty: My unconditional love and friendship 

Ferrari Slut: I want something I don't have 

Sword Gorl: Cocky bitch 

Ferrari Slut: You love it 

Sword Gorl: Damn right I do

Weedeater3000: Eye- 

Momma Kitty: I'LL GIVE YOU TEN BOXES OF HALLOWEEN OREOS 

Ferrari Slut: Make it 11 and we have a deal 

Momma Kitty: Why 11 

Ferrari Slut: Cause I can 

Momma Kitty: Fine I'll get you the Oreos but only after you change my name

Ferrari Slut: You're lucky I'm in a good mood tonight Griffen 

Robotic Gay: Stop trying to act like a scary-ass mob boss you're literally laying on the couch wearing MY sweatpants and a Shrek hoodie  

Dr. Plant: Exposed 

Momma Kitty: Change it pls 

Ferrari Slut: Ok ok I'll change your name 

Ferrari Slut changed "Momma Kitty's" name to "Momma June" 

Momma June: JOSIE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU 





AN: Whelp only 20 chapters left. Sorry, it's a lil short Also Octavia x Josie???? Thoughts??? Ciao for now- Trash 

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