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Weedeater3000: Dudes

Weedeater3000: Nothing is on fire

Weedeater3000: Fire is on things

Sword Gorl: Jasper, darling, my love it's 2:57AM GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Cockroach: HEATHER MY LOVE THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

Sword Gorl: YOU'VE AWAKENED THE GEEKS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Robotic Gay: You're not going to die

Robotic Gay: You're gonna live long and prosper

Sword Gorl: FUCK

I'm always forgotten: me

I'm always forgotten: twice

I'm always forgotten: daily

I'm always forgotten: with

I'm always forgotten: a

I'm always forgotten: spoon.

Sword Gorl: I thought that was gonna be another Heathers reference but I think whatever that was is worse

Weedeater3000: So I just saw Toy Story 4 and I realized something

Sword Gorl: I'm scared

Weedeater3000: If one of the toys died whoever was playing with them wouldn't know and the toys would have to play with their friends corpse

Robotic Gay: Whoa

Cockroach: Shit you're right

Robotic Gay: Two can play at that game

Robotic Gay: Water isn't wet it just makes things wet

Dr. Plant: I- no... just no

Robotic Gay: There's no reason any word means anything, yuish could mean the value of the number we call four, theirs not one fucking reason for it to be called four humans just decided that

Cockroach. There's also no reason for the order if the alphabet

Weedeater3000: Guacamole is avocado jelly

Sword Gorl: STOP

Ferrari Slut: Money has no real value we just decided it did because we needed a currency

Sword Gorl: NOT YOU TOO

Dr. Plant: If something is in the sky and you can't identify it, but someone else can is it a UFO or not

Sword Gorl: Monty pls, not you too

Dr. Plant: If you can't beat them join them

Sword Gorl: Never

Uncultured Swine: Why is my phone blowing up at 3:36 AM I don't even need to check I know it's this chat

Sword Gorl: BELL THE FIRST TIME I'M ACTUALLY GLAD TO SEE YOU

Uncultured Swine: Wow O admits to being glad about my existence wtf is going on

Sword Gorl: Now is not the time ok

Sword Gorl: We need to defeat the nerds

Uncultured Swine: I thought I was a nerd

Uncultured Swine: You mean geeks

Sword Gorl: Omg whatever just help me kill them

Uncultured Swine: That seems a little extreme

Sword Gorl: They're quoting Star Trek at 3am

Uncultured Swine: I like Star Trek

Sword Gorl: Useless

Sword Gorl: Where's Clarke she's the only sane one

Uncultured Swine: Probably sleeping like you should be

Sword Gorl: Shut up dad

Cockroach: If I put I a milkshake in my yard

Cockroach: The go across the street and crack open a cold one

Cockroach: Where would they boys go

Robotic Gay: Stu would go to the milkshake

Weedeater3000: Chad and Leighton would go to the cold one

Dr. Plant: Mark would too

Robotic Gay: What about Henry and Steve

Dr. Plant: Hmm I'm not sure

Sword Gorl: That's it

Sword Gorl: I can't take anymore

"Sword Gorl" has left the chat

Uncultured Swine: OCTAVIA DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM

Cockroach: Oh but Bellamy, you are us

Dr. Plant: He's right

Robotic Gay: You wanna come over and help me with my Violet Evergarden cosplay

Uncultured Swine: AHHHH NO

Cockroach: You can come to mine and watch Supernatural with me

Uncultured Swine: Please stop

Weedeater3000: Wanna play Minecraft

"Uncultured Swine" Has left the chat

Weedeater3000: How dare you insult the greatest game created like that


AN: I'm going to rant about season 6 a little bit so if you're not caught up skip this.

Bellamy needs to stop being a little bitch and forgive Octavia. ECHO'S BACKSTORY OMG I SHOULD ADD HER SHOULDN'T I. I'm glad Clarke's back but I also want more Josephine. Raven was wasted this season, at least she's finally "Ravening" with Madi and all that. I was kinda hoping for a Clarke/Octavia duo last episode (still am. AHHHH this season is so good I can't wait till Tuesday! Okay that's all ciao for now -Trash⭐
                           


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