Home is where the (heart) Avengers Are

The Trip part 2

They toured more labs, and Peter was starting to relax again when his Stark phone buzzed. Peter looked down quickly to see a message from Tony.

Tony: Have you seen Wilson?

Peter sighed and began to type a reply

Peter: not since you threw him out the window

Tony: Still bitter, huh?

Peter ignored the last text and turned his attention back to Jen. Jarvis' voice spoke over the speakers.

"Wade Wilson has entered the second floor via a window."

There was a cry from the floor above. "I THOUGHT I LOCKED ALL THE WINDOWS!" Tony could be heard shouting

"YEAH, WELL WADE WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE WINDOW!" Peter shouted back at Tony.

"HE'S PAYING! WINDOWS THAT SPAN AN ENTIRE SIDE OF A TOWER ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE"

"YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE!" Peter rebutted.

There was silence from above.

"BESIDES, YOU BROKE ONE OF THE WINDOWS WHEN YOU THREW WADE OUT OF THE WINDOW!" Peter continued.

"BU- I- THAT- YOU- ARRRGG!!"

An elevator behind Peter dinged. He whirled to see Tony striding out.

Peter gulped.

"It doesn't matter that I broke a window, what matters is Wade is now inside the vents-"

"I'LL SAVE YOU, BABY-BOY!" A voice cried from the ceiling. Deadpool popped his head out through a grate in the ventilation system, and it clattered to the floor.

"Ooh! Hi, Peter's class and tall scary lady!" Wade addressed the class and Jen. "I'm Deadpool, and I'm Peter's boyfriend and I kill people for a living so back off." Peter blinked at Wade's sudden change in tone. Deadpool shrieked and ducked his head back into the vents as Tony threw a test-tube at him

"Wilson, get out of the vents, or so help me, I will send Clint up into the vents with you.

Wade gulped as he obviously remembered last time...

Last week:

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" Wade screamed from somewhere in the vents.

"Get OUT OF THE CEILING!" Tony shouted over the commotion in the vents.

"What's going on?" Peter asked as he walked into the main living room, where Natasha and

Bucky were sitting on the couch, Tony was shouting at the ceiling, and it sounded like an

elephant was rampaging in the vents.

"Your boyfriend's in the vents again," Natasha answered.

"And so is Clint," Bucky supplied.

"I was SLEEPING!" Clint's voice rang from the ceiling.

"And you are so cute when you're sleeping!" Wade answered.

"That's it!"

Clint drew his bow, and fired at Wade. Wade screamed. Again.

"Birdy! I thought we were friends!"

"We are,"

"You just fired an arrow at my butt," Wade whined

"I think it's an improvement," Clint replied.

There was creaking from within the vents, and suddenly Clint and Deadpool came tumbling through the ceiling, Clint landing in a cool superhero crouch, Wade landing with his butt in the air, displaying an arrow that was protruding out of it. Attached was a note reading: