The Avengers came back from their mission tired but otherwise uninjured.
They retired to the usual living room with no suspicions.
Wade head over to the pranked living room.
He began humming the mission impossible song under his breath.
"Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum-"
"BA BA BAAAAAA BA BA BAAAAAAAA BA BUM!"
Wade was tackled to the ground.
"Peetteeeeerrrr," Wade groaned from the floor. "geroff."
"No," Peter said from where he was sitting on Wade. "Someone's going to get hurt."
"Yeah. ME." Wade shoved Peter off, and grabbed his hand. "Come on, let's do this."
Peter sighed, but gave in.
They strolled merrily towards the set-up room. Until Peter said they should continue via the vents, in which case they squatted merily towards the room. At least, Wade was merry.
Peter was grumbling.
"Dad's gonna catch you," Peter said.
Wade shrugged. "So? I get banned about once a day, nothing worse can happen."
Peter snorted. "I'm pretty sure he bought a new Taser."
Wade giggled. "What, did the other one get tasered out?"
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Home is where the (heart) Avengers Are
FanfictionPeter's class goes on a field trip to Stark Tower. Featuring ovens on fire, arrows sticking out of butts, a whipped Wade Wilson, an angry Tony Stark, Thor in a dress, and a family that really shouldn't work, but it does (because how could it not?).
