"That is the worst idea I have heard you say, and that is saying something."
"I think it's a great idea!" Peter replied to Tony as he leapt onto the island.
"What's a great idea?" Clint said, walking into the kitchen.
"A cooking competition!" Peter said as he ignored Tony's eye roll.
Clint snorted. "Why?"
"Pete's been watching cooking shows again," Tony said.
Natasha walked into the room. "Blame Bucky."
"You'd think that after watching so many, he'd actually be able to cook," Peter replied.
"Harsh, but true," Bucky said, also walking into the room. "What's for breakfast?"
"Pancakes," Tony said, cracking eggs into a bowl.
"Tones."
"What?"
"You can't cook."
"I know!" Tony agreed. "Another reason why we shouldn't have a cooking competition!"
"And another reason why you," Steve said as he breezed into the kitchen, "Shouldn't be
making breakfast." Cap took away the salt from Tony and replaced it with a tub of sugar.
"Well, I think it's a good idea," Peter insisted.
Tony levelled a glare at Peter. "Steve is literally the only one here who can cook."
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Home is where the (heart) Avengers Are
FanfictionPeter's class goes on a field trip to Stark Tower. Featuring ovens on fire, arrows sticking out of butts, a whipped Wade Wilson, an angry Tony Stark, Thor in a dress, and a family that really shouldn't work, but it does (because how could it not?).
