Home is where the (heart) Avengers Are

The beginning of the Prank War

After Peter's class left SI, Peter and Wade strolled down the street towards the Mexican restaurant; this was a regular occurrence.

"Now, I'm not saying that what they did wasn't fair," Deadpool began, "But I still think we should pay them back."

This had been a sudden outburst, so Peter looked at his boyfriend with his eyebrows knotted.

"What?" Peter asked.

"The Avengers! We need to pay them back for ruining your field trip!"

Peter stopped. And he thought. He turned to Wade.

"Prank War!" they said at the same time.

They continued to walk to the Mexican restaurant, but Wade suddenly held out a hand to stop Peter from walking.

"Ya know," he began. "If we're are going to do this, we're going to have to do this properly."

"True," Peter agreed.

"So," Wade continued, "really, we should get some help."

Peter smiled and lifted his finger to his chin in mock contemplation, "Hmmm, who do we know who is sneaky-"

"-mischievous-"

"- has no remorse-"

"- and is always looking for a way to tease others?"

Wade and Peter smirked. Simultaneously, they changed directions and ran back to Avengers Tower.

***

Tony sat in his lab, turning in circles in his swivel chair, his head knocked back, giving a decidedly bored air to him.

"Jarvis, what's Spangles up to?"

"Mr Rogers is currently training with Ms Romanov."

"What about Katniss?"

"Mr Barton is sleeping in the vents."

"The kid?"

"I cannot tell you, sir."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Tony sat upright and paused his swivelling. "You can't tell me because he is not here, or because he told you not to?"

"The latter, sir."

"Jarv, bring up the surveillance footage of where Peter is."

Jarvis brought up the footage. Tony snickered. Peter always forgot to block the footage.

Peter and Wade seemed to be huddled over a small device. It flashed and disappeared. Peter and Wade smirked at each other. Tony could have sworn that the thing was-

"Oh my god, it was a God Phone."

And that could only mean one thing. Tony scrambled out of his chair.

"Hey, Friday," Tony addressed the ceiling. "Could you call Clint down for a sec?"

So, Peter and Wade thought they could be sneaky? Oh, it was so on.

***

Peter giggled.

"All is going according to plan," Wade said, turning to Peter.

"Oh my gods, that sounds so shady," a voice said behind them. "I like it."

Peter, having heard the man before they spoke due to his enhanced hearing smirked when

Wade jumped and tripped over the various bags they had gathered.

"LOKI!" Peter cried gleefully. He ran towards the god and enveloped him in a hug.