Jessica: ohnoohnoohnohno we're gonna get caught-
Marcy, dragging a body bag with Jessica: don't worry we're helping tackle overpopulation-
Jessica: are we bad people???
Marcy: we're helping tackle overpopulation. We're fine-
Jessica: is this the third murder Belle has covered up???
Marcy: no
Jessica: thank god she's still preciou-
Marcy: it's the seventh
Jessica: oH mY sHreK-
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