Marcy: so. I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 for 1 minutes
Jessica: sweetie nO
Marcy: *makes flame stronger* floor it?
Sandy: Y e s
Belle: NO DON'T ENCOURAGE HER
Marcy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 FOR 1 SECOND-
Jessica: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Marcy: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES
Jessica and Belle: nO pLeAsE
Sandy, quietly: y e s -
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
SpiritualNEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEA...
