Julie: shrek, we better not fucking get caught
Marcy: calm the fuck down,we got this
Belle: this is disgusting-
Jack: how's this for disgusting *bends down and pretends to kiss dead body*
Marcy: bro stop screwing around you nasty-
Belle: I'm telling you guys, we shouldn't have dug a hole for it, we should have thrown it in the river and it would've deteriorated a-
Marcy: shut up we're burying this damn thing
Belle: why did we kill this guy again-
Julie: we're gonna get caught and I'm going to jail but I haven't even lived my life WHY???
Belle: thanks for popping my eardrum mate
Marcy: Ha the dead man's face looks funny-
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
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